This woman’s Tinder profile escalates quickly, very quickly indeed

By all accounts this isn’t the only Tinder profile to do this, but it’s still very funny (especially if, like us, you’re seeing it for the first time).

‘I’m the kind of girl you can take home and meet your dad. He’ll think I’m charming, kind and a bit sexy. He’ll fall in love with me and I think I’ll feel the same way too. We’ll get married. I’ll be your mum. I’ll confront you. ‘Why do you have a Tinder account?’ You’ll be grounded.’

Similar, but different – very different – was this, another Tinder profile shared on Reddit.

‘Let’s think about this, we meet up and have a great time, we date for a year then get married, have 2 kids then 5 years down the road we start fighting, both turn to alcohol, get a divorce and the kids are unhappy. OR we meet up have a good time, hook up, you pull out and I do the walk of shame and never see you again.

‘Think of the kids.’

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Most brutal Tinder profile you’ll read this week

Source Reddit u/sean_t17