Our 25 favourite funny things from this week
13.
and that means this week I unfortunately have the really sad job of having to tell you which one of our lovely bakers will be leaving the bake off tent this week. this gets harder and harder every week.
it’s…….. rebekah vardy’s account
— Jack Edwards (@jackbenedwards) October 15, 2019
14.
The on-hold music for Waitrose’s customer helpline is just a swan reading share prices to some brioche.
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) October 16, 2019
15.
Being single sometimes is a blessing , I bought 10kg of rice in 2005 and it just finished today ❤️
— ahmedsehardid (@batalaale) October 14, 2019
16.
“Craig, you have too much crap in your kitchen drawers”
“Nonsense, I use this stuff all the time. The onion slicer, the cherry stone remover, the cheese cutter, and whatever the fuck that is” pic.twitter.com/Ww7LA3ny8a— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) October 15, 2019
17.
i cant believe cardi b named her daughter bernie sanders pic.twitter.com/CLm2eBdzDV
— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) October 11, 2019
18.
Jesus fucking Christ I thought they were coming for me and I almost went into labour. pic.twitter.com/Bd9VIjwdOZ
— She (@vikatoyah) October 12, 2019
19.
trying to choose my favourite Freudian slip but they're just sex of one and half a dozen of your mother
— joe (@mutablejoe) October 16, 2019
20.
if you can’t handle me at my
then you don’t deserve me at my pic.twitter.com/Qy1MJNSobr
— Ryan Creamer (@ryguyguyry) October 17, 2019
21.
Can't help thinking the Vatican missed a trick by not calling it Praypal. pic.twitter.com/VBUPyc5foz
— Puncroaker (@Puncroaker) October 17, 2019
22.
How to iron a duvet cover.
1. Don't. Life's too fucking short.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) October 18, 2019
23.
Saying you're single
• sobering
• gets you sad looks at parties
• invites relatives to murmur ‘you'll find someone‘ for everSaying ‘I stand alone‘
• mysterious
• confident
• puts you on the same level as Théoden King— Samantha Shannon (@say_shannon) October 13, 2019
24.
are they bowling to represent soup??? or to win soup???
— kat (@katherinemary_) October 15, 2019
25.
Wetherspoons boss Tim Martin looks like the half way point between Ian Holm’s Bilbo Baggins when he’s normal and when he’s seen the ring pic.twitter.com/YK2Cy9jnx3
— Bethany Blackula (@BeffernieBlack) October 12, 2019
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