Mark Francois is not a happy bunny – 11 unsympathetic responses
Tory MP Mark Francois has declared himself the unofficial face of Brexit, which is a pretty good match, to be fair: neither one of them is as good as he makes out, both have already cost the UK more than they’re worth, and we hear rather more than we’d like about the pair of them.
With last-minute talks frantically happening, Francois has been out and about doing what he does best – being angry.
Mark Francois looking rattled. You can bet if it had gone the way he wanted he would have not stopped talking about it pic.twitter.com/5iRU93tWaU
— John Fitzpatrick 🇮🇪🇮🇪 (@Johnmfitzp) October 15, 2019
Haha Mark Francois having an absolute shocker on Brexflix right now. pic.twitter.com/3WJ4wL8Hhn
— Sooz Halloween Kempner (@SoozUK) October 16, 2019
Naturally, he’s been the subject of a few humorous comments on Twitter, and we’ve dug out the best.
1.
Mark Francois is raging!
Boris Johnson promised him 2 things & it looks like he won’t do them:
1. To get the U.K out of the E.U by October the 31st
2. To lower the height restrictions on rollercoasters so he can finally have a go— joe heenan (@joeheenan) October 16, 2019
2.
A huge downside of Brexit is the infliction of Mark Francois on us all.
— Brian Moore (@brianmoore666) October 16, 2019
3.
Mark Francois is upset because my proposed plan does not include an invasion of Normandy. pic.twitter.com/otT7Rv1jMD
— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) October 16, 2019
4.
New evidence has been discovered that Mark Francois played a key part in the victory at the battle of Stoke Field on 16 June 1487.
'He single handedly stormed two machine gun nests then ate all their rations. It was curtains for them after that' said an astonished onlooker.
— Andrew Parnall🎪 – The Original DontBrexitFixit🕷 (@dontbrexitfixit) October 16, 2019
5.
Mark Francois says, “So much for global warming, eh?” to every person he meets on days when the temperature dips below 19 degrees.
— 🏳️🌈 Max 🏳️🌈 (@SpillerOfTea) October 16, 2019
6.
Morning! And welcome to the shittest episode of EastEnders ever. Will the couple finally make it to the altar? Will Arlene Foster pipe up with any lawful impediment? Will Mark Francois start yelling about ‘the Germans’ and smash up the reception?
I’ll be here all evening.
~JL
— Best For Britain (@BestForBritain) October 16, 2019
7.
Mark Francois is fully expected to go full on Violet Beauregarde later today.
He should be ready for juicing at approximately 2.30.
— Wolfie. #EL4C (@Tpopularfront) October 16, 2019
8.
Surely Mark Francois VC can't accept a worse Brexit deal than the ones he's voted against 3 times?
He didn't survive the Falklands, El Alamein and Rorke's Drift to surrender so easily.— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) October 15, 2019
9.
Mark François is that bloke in the office who ‘hasn’t had a day off in 24 years’ but comes in and coughs his lurgy shit all over your keyboard.
— EssexBuccaneer (@EssexBuccaneer) October 16, 2019
10.
Is just like to say that it’s a wonderful thing to wake up in a country whose future is the hands of Mark François, Iain Duncan Smith, Steve Baker & Arlene Foster. Thankyou.
— John Harris (@johnharris1969) October 16, 2019
11.
Mark Francois angrily waddling along has all the gravitas of a used condom in a puddle
— Con O'Neill (@cononeilluk) October 15, 2019
Here is the Secretary of State for Fake Army Careers explaining his support for the PM.
Dear Twitter friends,
Light a candle tonight for ickle-itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-toy soldier Mark François…..
Or just laugh. Very loudly. pic.twitter.com/62ydOMcqkE
— Brexitshambles (@brexit_sham) October 15, 2019
That hasn’t aged well.
Source: Twitter Image: Sky News via Twitter, screengrabs
