14 of the most random freak accidents people have ever had
Most of us have an injury story we might trot out at the drop of a hat whenever there’s an audience, but some stories are a bit more interesting than others, simply because they’re so utterly random. The @Super70sSports Twitter account shared one of those freak accidents and asked others for their similar anecdotes.
What’s the dumbest freak injury of your life? I’ll start: Took a leak then somehow broke my goddamn index finger when I caught it on the door facing while leaving the bathroom.
That’s incredibly stupid but I know some of you can defeat me. Go.
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) October 13, 2019
These responses have got us mildly reluctant to do anything – just in case. Prepare yourselves to wince.
1.
Threw out my lower back reaching for a French Fry on my dashboard of my car.
— Joe Zanghi (@jvzanghi) October 13, 2019
2.
Dislocated left shoulder pulling a six pack ring apart.
— SenorGreyGoose VX (@SenorGreyGoose) October 13, 2019
3.
I sprained my wrist once when I walked into a spider's web and flapped away too vigorously in a panic. I told people it was a rugby injury.
— Mark Summers (@markysumm) October 14, 2019
4.
Torn tendon in middle finger putting a fitted sheet on the mattress. 3 corners were on. Pushing the 4th corner on, the elastic in the sheet snapped back, bending finger all the way back. Told friends it was from playing basketball.
— tim rader (@tjco1006) October 13, 2019
5.
I dislocated my knee trying on wedding dresses.
— Lara Mason (@laceltris) October 14, 2019
6.
Didn't happen to me but someone I went to high school with broke his thumb by taping a cover onto a book. Yes, you read that right. Taping a book. https://t.co/pcn24wBdQe
— Jon Gerardi (@JonGerardi) October 14, 2019
