Simply 26 times Joe Wilkinson was very funny on Twitter
Comedian, actor and writer Joe Wilkinson has been on far too many things to list here (but we’ll have a go) including 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Him and Her, Taskmaster, Miranda, Rovers, Celebrity Bake Off … and numerous stages up and down the country.
He also does a podcast, Gossipmongers, but the reason we’re here is because he is very funny on Twitter.
Here are 26 of our favourite moments.
1.
If you ever want to see a sat nav lose its shit take it on a train
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) October 10, 2019
2.
Genuinely conversation I just had…
Bloke pushing a bike “you don’t half look like joe wilkinson, sorry I’m not being rude”
Me “that’s ok”
Bloke pushing a bike “i didn’t mean to offend you”
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) October 4, 2019
3.
Ladies swimming pool changing rooms are much nicer aren’t they? Apart from the screaming?
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) September 12, 2019
4.
Big shout to anyone who got caught shoplifting today. Don’t let it knock your confidence. Learn from this and get better!
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) August 28, 2019
5.
Big shout out to all the dinner ladies over the years that let me stand with them at play time.
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) March 15, 2019
6.
Just got a job deleting the word twat from Piers Morgan’s Wikipedia page. The hours are long but it’s satisfying work
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) May 31, 2019
7.
I absolutely adore standing on the bendy bit of a bendy bus. I can't stop shouting my head off.
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) August 23, 2019
8.
It’s my haemorrhoids 3rd birthday today
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) August 16, 2019
9.
How do make Eamonn Holmes knob 12 inches long?… bend it in half
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) October 12, 2019
10.
Why can’t I compliment a guy on the thickness of his jet of piss?
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) July 5, 2019
11.
It’s taken 44 years but at long last I am nude in the back of a police van
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) October 3, 2019
12.
It’s taken 44 years but at long last I am nude in a Pret A Manger
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) October 3, 2019
13.
It’s amazing how rude waiters can be when they know deep down you’re going to do a runner again
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) May 28, 2019
