14 funny things you’re never likely to hear said in a hospital
It says a lot that talking about hospitals is a welcome relief from the news, but that’s probably why the #ThingsNeverSaidInAHospital hashtag has been so popular. Anyway, here are the ones we liked the most.
1.
"I'm afraid you'v me got Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it rare?"
"It's not unusual"#ThingsNeverSaidInAHospital pic.twitter.com/AVKba3KSx1
— Matt Day (@Caffeine748) October 10, 2019
2.
This food is delicious #ThingsNeverSaidInAHospital pic.twitter.com/xj1wJqrGXu
— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) October 10, 2019
3.
#ThingsNeverSaidInAHospital that was the best night's sleep I've ever had! pic.twitter.com/Ccd20ZPJS4
— Kirk (@WorkWithKirk) October 10, 2019
4.
We practice holistic medicine here.#ThingsNeverSaidInAHospital pic.twitter.com/7nVbM8nPdl
— E (@DancingLantern) October 10, 2019
5.
Try WebMD #ThingsNeverSaidInAHospital
— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) October 10, 2019
6.
I'm not a Doctor but I play one on tv. #ThingsNeverSaidInAHospital pic.twitter.com/x1CJVs7Ipm
— Insanely Sane (@INSaneNShades) October 10, 2019
7.
This is a lot harder than the game #ThingsNeverSaidInAHospital pic.twitter.com/7PD8F5jT0p
— Ghost 👻 Note 🎶 (@DrumnBass4ever1) October 10, 2019