A Brexiter said he’d rather eat grass than be in the EU – 9 mooving responses
If the vox pops are to be believed – and they almost certainly aren’t – Leave voters always knew that the UK would be poorer outside the EU, and that Brexit could lead to the break-up of the United Kingdom into separate countries. One Brexiter, however, is prepared to see their economic downturn, and raise them a diet shared by farm animals.
Dire economic predictions are wasted on me. I don’t care if we end up eating grass as long as we leave the European Union.
— Pat Condell (@patcondell) October 9, 2019
Somebody’s having a perfectly normal one there. Some pisstaking was inevitable.
1.
"Papa, why are we eating grass off the floor like a cow"
"Well you see boy, our passport colour was intolerable-"
"Teacher says without four stomachs we'll die"
"Your teacher sounds like a remoaner"
[cough]
"Quiet, traitor" pic.twitter.com/r3YVUkIQYw— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 10, 2019
2.
Big plate of British Fish and Grass https://t.co/hG1KWThPTK
— ed simons (@eddychemical) October 10, 2019
3.
Scurvy would be wasted on you, bro pic.twitter.com/78mPJibRii
— James Bloodworth 🧛♂️🕸 (@J_Bloodworth) October 9, 2019
4.
Tell you what, you eat grass for a few months, then come back and tell us how you feel.
— Sarah Phelps (@PhelpsieSarah) October 9, 2019
5.
Referendum won on explicit promise we would be better off. No mandate for "Eating grass for a year".
— Declan Wilson (@Declan_M_Wilson) October 10, 2019
6.
Grass! We used to dream of eating grass… 😉
— Mixed Race Man 🇬🇧🏴🇦🇬🇩🇲🇬🇼🇺🇸 (@Riche1964) October 9, 2019
7.
Honest to god if you’re one of thousands of people looking at a guy claiming he’d rather eat grass like a moo than stay in the EU and thinking “YEAH THIS GUY GETS IT” maybe have a wee think about what your priorities actually are
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 10, 2019
8.
Prove it.
Go on, Billy Brexit Big Bollocks. Prove you're not all mouth and go live on nothing but grass for a bit.
Or is it all just talk because you know you're well off enough to be comfortable no matter what? https://t.co/NFh9q6m5OU
— Enough Of That Now (@AndyGilder) October 10, 2019
9.
5 years ago:
So what about that EU then?
The what, sorry?
Today:
So what about that EU then?
*goes on all fours* FUCKEN’ MOOOOOOOO
— Michael (but spooky) 🎃 (@Michael_Dunn4) October 10, 2019
Unfortunately for Pat, or Cow Pat – as he’ll now be known – there’s one small problem with his plan.
Are you aware that a cold winter with lots of snow is coming? I doubt that you will be able to find any grass during that season…
— John 🇪🇺 (@JDMOUDJ) October 9, 2019
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