21 very funny “olden times dating profiles”
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Please send telegram if interested #OldenTimesDatingProfiles
— The none and only (@sportsfan926) October 7, 2019
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Still can’t afford electricity, get ready for some fun in the candlelight.
#OldenTimesDatingProfiles— Cameron Grant (@IAmCoolerCam101) October 7, 2019
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My milkmaid brings all the serfs to the yard
— Izzitdfc (@izzitdfc) October 7, 2019
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Single mom of two well-mannered boys who eat anything I put on their plate. Can darn socks. #OldenTimesDatingProfiles pic.twitter.com/LPGfzXB20x
— Jill Safran (@WittyMystic) October 7, 2019
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My Dowry is to goats and a cow.#OldenTimesDatingProfiles
— Rachel, Queen of Ratchet's (@Rachels_Ratchet) October 7, 2019
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Scurvy knave seeks maiden with ripe fruits.
*Writes right 🙄
#OldenTimesDatingProfiles pic.twitter.com/bvFUWcUn9G— Em (@whatsinyourhump) October 7, 2019
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#OldenTimesDatingProfiles Hardwaring Plague survivor suffering from Sweating Sickness looking for love. I come with my own house made from shit and I have a spare set if wooden teeth if you need them. Send me a parchment which I won't understand coz I can't read. Thanks pic.twitter.com/z3s154FYS3
— The Sting (@TheSting17) October 7, 2019
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#OldenTimesDatingProfiles I love to head out on the town and do the Charleston at the speakeasy on Saturday nights. pic.twitter.com/6BvsIZWvYg
— jhawk4life 🇺🇸 (@jhawk4life) October 7, 2019
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#OldenTimesDatingProfiles
Will plough your field for sewing my pantaloon…— PastorOfMuppets (@WhyHelloRenato) October 7, 2019
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My carriage is the fastest this side of the Mississippi #OldenTimesDatingProfiles pic.twitter.com/rzSe0Lsh1c
— Mychal (@mychal3ts) October 7, 2019
Finally, not everybody’s idea of “olden times” was all that old.
Likes to Blockbuster and Chill #OldenTimesDatingProfiles
— David E (@DaSkrambledEgg) October 7, 2019
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