21 very funny “olden times dating profiles”
Dating apps and sites are big business these days, as well as a crucial way for some people to have any chance of a romantic relationship – or just a hook-up. In other times, conventions might have dictated that a couple should only be introduced by a member of the landed gentry, or perhaps started their courtship with two years of carefully supervised formal meetings.
So, how would dating apps have played out in those days? That’s exactly what Twitter has been trying to work out, and these are 21 of the best.
Up for some hot ankle action? Well I'm the wench for you! pic.twitter.com/Zwx26MU8Yo
— ❦Ꮰ❦ (@Cute_Cthulhu) October 7, 2019
My teeth are real and I’ve never had polio.
— puzzler (@c_puzzler) October 7, 2019
#OldenTimesDatingProfiles Call me. My number is 8.
— Andy Jacobs (@phatandy) October 7, 2019
#OldenTimesDatingProfiles hello fellas I'm 14 only been married twice and I can milk 2 cows at once 😉 write me
— Ghost 👻 Note 🎶 (@DrumnBass4ever1) October 7, 2019
Crank right for accept, crank left for reject. pic.twitter.com/mbgkaWaIuu
— Monty Del Luca (@VisitSpudonka) October 7, 2019
Will churn your butter #OldenTimesDatingProfiles
— 😱👻HotCocoa's Not Dead👹🎃 (@tafkabdhcg73) October 7, 2019
Survived war of 1812 looking for a pretty young lady with a protruding clavicle. I love oldie music from the 1780s, hopefully you do too or is it just me? 😂😂😂😂
— The King is Back স্টান-রশ্মি (@TheRealStanRay) October 7, 2019
Has good child bearing hips. #OldenTimesDatingProfiles
— Rachel, Queen of Ratchet's (@Rachels_Ratchet) October 7, 2019
— ynoT Tony? (@commisurbator) October 7, 2019
— 🇨🇦~Canadian Lass Kinda~🇨🇦 (@hgmackinnon) October 7, 2019
— Spanish Inquisition Luton Branch (@1KennyBania) October 7, 2019