21 very funny “olden times dating profiles”
Dating apps and sites are big business these days, as well as a crucial way for some people to have any chance of a romantic relationship – or just a hook-up. In other times, conventions might have dictated that a couple should only be introduced by a member of the landed gentry, or perhaps started their courtship with two years of carefully supervised formal meetings.
So, how would dating apps have played out in those days? That’s exactly what Twitter has been trying to work out, and these are 21 of the best.
1.
Up for some hot ankle action? Well I'm the wench for you! pic.twitter.com/Zwx26MU8Yo
— ❦Ꮰ❦ (@Cute_Cthulhu) October 7, 2019
2.
My teeth are real and I’ve never had polio.
— puzzler (@c_puzzler) October 7, 2019
3.
#OldenTimesDatingProfiles Call me. My number is 8.
— Andy Jacobs (@phatandy) October 7, 2019
4.
#OldenTimesDatingProfiles hello fellas I'm 14 only been married twice and I can milk 2 cows at once 😉 write me
— Ghost 👻 Note 🎶 (@DrumnBass4ever1) October 7, 2019
5.
Crank right for accept, crank left for reject. pic.twitter.com/mbgkaWaIuu
— Monty Del Luca (@VisitSpudonka) October 7, 2019
6.
Will churn your butter #OldenTimesDatingProfiles
— 😱👻HotCocoa's Not Dead👹🎃 (@tafkabdhcg73) October 7, 2019
7.
Survived war of 1812 looking for a pretty young lady with a protruding clavicle. I love oldie music from the 1780s, hopefully you do too or is it just me? 😂😂😂😂
— The King is Back স্টান-রশ্মি (@TheRealStanRay) October 7, 2019
8.
Has good child bearing hips. #OldenTimesDatingProfiles
— Rachel, Queen of Ratchet's (@Rachels_Ratchet) October 7, 2019
9.
I enjoy long strolls in the desert #OldenTimesDatingProfiles pic.twitter.com/2mej03xByr
— ynoT Tony? (@commisurbator) October 7, 2019
10.
Gramophone and chill. No weirdos.#OldenTimesDatingProfiles@firstandmonday pic.twitter.com/T7vz9hrQGd
— 🇨🇦~Canadian Lass Kinda~🇨🇦 (@hgmackinnon) October 7, 2019
11.
#OldenTimesDatingProfiles A wealthy spinster, once jilted at the altar, who insists on wearing her wedding dress for the rest of her life pic.twitter.com/MtWnRPdHMf
— Spanish Inquisition Luton Branch (@1KennyBania) October 7, 2019
