Tory party chairman James Cleverly just shared this graph making the case for a quick Brexit – 7 favourite responses
To be filed under ‘there’s no way satire can possibly cope with this kind of thing’ comes this graph courtesy of Conservative party chairman James Cleverly.
A big fan of Brexit, Cleverly said the graph showed why ‘more time’ negotiating Brexit doesn’t actually help ‘get a deal’.
Why “more time” doesn’t actually help “get a deal”.
We want a new deal, will leave with no deal if we have to, but no more delays.
#GetBrexitDone. pic.twitter.com/mgXWGNixpH
— James Cleverly MP (@JamesCleverly) October 7, 2019
So that’s time on the X axis and decisiveness on the Y access and, well, where to begin? Well, these 7 responses pretty much nail it.
This is one of the dimmest things a government minister has ever done https://t.co/cOvCdUhlY9
— John Crace (@JohnJCrace) October 7, 2019
Are you ok do you need a lie down
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) October 7, 2019
Quite often, normal people ask me why it is that are all our politicians suddenly so terrible.
I don’t know the answer but part of it is definitely exposure.
15 years ago, an MP this unimaginably dim just wouldn’t be able to publicly advertise it in this way. https://t.co/uIDuuJ1YFK
— Tom Peck (@tompeck) October 7, 2019
That’s so fucking dumb one or both of the axis may as well have been labelled “stonks”
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 7, 2019
Why “more time” doesn’t actually help “being honest”.#GetBrexitGone pic.twitter.com/itWUzQARHB
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) October 7, 2019
It took some stupidity to beat Trump’s “let’s draw a storm cloud on a weather map with a sharpie” but you did it. Congratulations.
— Mark Thomas (@markthomasinfo) October 7, 2019
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) October 7, 2019
Remind you of anyone and anything?
— ⏳ (@TrishLowt) October 7, 2019
We prefer this one.
makes you think pic.twitter.com/rcJzFWl4Ao
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 7, 2019
Or this one.
— Sam ✌️ (@samisam147) October 7, 2019
Or, go on then, this one.
— (@OfSelina) October 7, 2019
Worst graph ever.
This is why Chris Morris can't make a new series of The Day Today https://t.co/Yt9elC9aNu
— Michael Deacon (@MichaelPDeacon) October 7, 2019
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