21 jobs that would be purrfect for cats
Any cat owner secretly knows that their pet’s real job is to be pampered, worshipped and feared in varying degrees, although some are nominally “mousers”. Over on Twitter, using #JobsForCats, creative people have been suggesting other jobs a cat might reasonably be given, and these seem strangely apt.
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Paperweights. #JobsForCats pic.twitter.com/tHabqNUW72
— Enzo (@Emptydata) October 6, 2019
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#JobsForCats
Cardboard Inspection Supervisor pic.twitter.com/hP3QWqlDoA— CanadianLitChick (@ConnieLukey) October 6, 2019
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#JobsForCats Horror movie actors pic.twitter.com/RrHt0iy3Ye
— mermaiddaisy (@michelle_martha) October 6, 2019
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#jobsforcats Gizmo is a structural engineer – testing the construction of garden fences 😹 pic.twitter.com/estsRmxaTB
— Gizmos Human Slave (@kittyupthecurt1) October 6, 2019
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office sustainability coordinator #JobsForCats pic.twitter.com/aDDCfjIgwf
— ps de résistance (@moivelous) October 6, 2019
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Booping snoots #JobsForCats pic.twitter.com/ANII4psI2z
— 🔥 ʀαcнεʟ 🔥 (@irrachionel) October 6, 2019
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Lazy political campaign volunteers. #JobsForCats pic.twitter.com/UA5wnyDqxO
— maria (@logicBFF) October 6, 2019
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#JobsForCats
Box tester pic.twitter.com/uIs7ghA7EP— Matt 🤖♿️ (@CrankyCyborg) October 6, 2019
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Laundry thief/supervisor! 🙈 pic.twitter.com/ludorKYTNq
— Beryl the Maine Coon Cat (@BerylCoon) October 6, 2019
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Night Watchman#JobsForCats pic.twitter.com/AAnJNc6QL7
— ωαɳ∂α ɱα૨เε (@Us_Five) October 6, 2019
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Judge, Jury & Executioner 😮🤭
#JobsForCats pic.twitter.com/vF2ICZVp1Y— Chad Anderson (@1legchad) October 6, 2019
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Alarm Clock #JobsForCats pic.twitter.com/2w1Dnv3e8w
— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) October 6, 2019