Our 25 fave funnies from the last week
13.
If you carve a pumpkin in September it’s called premature ejackolantern I won’t be taking questions
— Dropped Micabre (@rebrafsim) October 2, 2019
14.
“The president of the United States got owned online by Nickleback” sounds less strange when you remember he’s also been owned online by the dictionary, the weather channel, and the Anne Frank Center.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) October 3, 2019
15.
I can’t wait to see the film version of this horror story classic. pic.twitter.com/HfMjGoy5j2
— Hayley Ellis (@Hayles_Ellis) September 29, 2019
16.
Magician: Think of a number.
Me: Why?
Magician: I said number, dumb dumb.
— Ian Sausage (@stephenjmolloy) October 1, 2019
17.
I like that bit in Star Wars where Luke mourns the old man he’s just met yet completely forgets all about the gentle couple who raised him.
— Tokyo Sexwhale (@tokyo_sexwhale) October 1, 2019
18.
Octopus Spider
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🤝— Michael 🌶 (@Home_Halfway) September 28, 2019
19.
*all the animals gathered around Adam*
Lion: Tell us again how you named us
Deer: Yes tell us tell us!
Adam: Well I-
Lumpsucker fish: boooo
Adam: I just-
Cockchafer beetle: BOOOOOOOO
— spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) September 29, 2019
20.
my name is radio star jr. you killed my father prepare to die
— Mowgli (@Holy_Mowgli) October 2, 2019
21.
I once broke up with a cute guy because he said "once and a while" only to immediately meet someone who pronounces the b in "debt"
— NosferaPru (@prufrockluvsong) September 30, 2019
22.
STARS WITH THEIR YOUNGER SELVES – WOW! pic.twitter.com/BZr8LXbRta
— Geraint (@geraintgriffith) September 28, 2019
23.
Doctor: You have the same disease as the girl in Airplane
Me: Oh God what is it?
Doctor: A movie with Leslie Neilsen but that's not important right now
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) October 3, 2019
24.
Edinburgh council taking no chances on a new suspected #Banksy pic.twitter.com/mxpiXqndLl
— Mark McKirdy (@markmckirdy) October 1, 2019
25.
The world is your oyster; basically disgusting, but you persevere on the off chance it'll make you horny.
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) September 1, 2019