Our 25 fave funnies from the last week

In a week which has seen Donald Trump tweet a Nickelback meme, the UK violently switch from “No hard border” to “Let’s have two”, and an actual prince suing the Mail on Sunday for being tossers – we may be paraphrasing a little, what do we all need more than anything? That’s right – better governance, but seeing as that’s not on offer, let’s have a laugh instead.

1.

Just been for a job interview, one of the bosses asked me how well I perform under pressure.
I told them I didn’t know the second verse, but I do know all of Bohemian Rhapsody.

— Chris Robinson (@ChrisRobo711) September 30, 2019

2.

Even though I have a Scottish accent I still put on a Scottish accent when I say 'there's been a murder'

— Ross Sayers (@Sayers33) September 28, 2019

3.

Good thing I bought a 55 inch 4K HD TV, so I have something to listen to while I watch my 5 inch phone.

— Jack D (@sharpular) September 28, 2019

4.

He stees you when you're stleeping pic.twitter.com/KNFLCvwQAt

— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) September 28, 2019

5.

my three year old niece ordering the jacket potato then crying when it arrived because she thought it was a potato wearing a jacket was the highlight of my night like

— maisey davison (@maiseydavisonx) September 28, 2019

6.

*sigh*
it’s called fashion Karen, look it up pic.twitter.com/y7p5O0FtnM

— AKADave 🍷(not a guy) (@Dahmerscookpot) October 4, 2019

7.

any time a beautiful 23 year old woman in a movie is attracted to a mediocre man played by a comedian who wrote the script I count it as a plot hole

— veronica online (@VR0NLINE) September 29, 2019

8.

I love hunting in antique shops for old French chairs with lacey edging to the upholstery. I think it’s the frill of the chaise.

— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) October 2, 2019

9.

I yelled ‘hold the lift please!’ earlier whilst on the phone, running in heels and carrying a take-out coffee. Cannot believe I am a busy exec in a Hallmark movie whose life is about to be turned upside down by inheriting a B&B in the countryside!!!

— Juliet Mushens (@mushenska) October 2, 2019

10.

Just noticed that the inside of a cheese grater looks like the backdrop of most rap videos made in the 2000’s …… pic.twitter.com/C9E7dncqZS

— Brookranger (@Brookranger) September 30, 2019

11.

A caretaker government is ok, but if a caretaker PM tries dressing as a ghost to scare folks away from the abandoned mine where the loot from the bank heists is hidden, the gang from Scooby Doo will definitely unmask them.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) October 1, 2019

12.

I was listening to a true-crime podcast on a hike, but only realized afterwards that my phone died at some point and the last 50 minutes was just me playing out creative ways to kill my neighbor

— Ughhhlexa 🐼 (@TheWoodenslurpy) October 3, 2019