The Apprentice is back and these are the 18 funniest reactions
With unfeasibly white teeth, the crispest creases you’ve ever seen on a suit and an unhealthy dose of the Dunning-Kruger effect, The Apprentice has burst back onto our screens, and Twitter was with it every step of the way.
Here’s what people have been saying about this year’s crop of psychopaths candidates.
1.
Bold choice to have exactly the same contestants as last year #TheApprentice
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) October 2, 2019
2.
If Michael McIntyre and Kim Jong-un had a child… #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/ztIyoWv10N
— Weasel (@KatieWeasel) October 2, 2019
3.
Good to see that’s Biff from Back to the Future getting back on his feet, fair play #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/q6jPR1688i
— Damon O'Connor (@Moonlayy29) October 2, 2019
4.
“Wanna buy a safari ticket for a ton, you fackin’ slag?”#TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/h3rj4KoTcv
— mnrrnt2 and 206 others (@mnrrntt) October 2, 2019
5.
Usually it takes at least one episode before I hate one of them but this guys is smashing it #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/Bt3rwTaSnx
— Nick ~Hyacinthum Ricinum~ (@NickDeeeeeee) October 2, 2019
6.
I can’t unsee this #theapprentice pic.twitter.com/jWOHNHBahQ
— Pokemon Master (@MasonWEHB) October 2, 2019
7.
The girls giving their facts of South Africa like:#TheApprentice @bbcapprentice pic.twitter.com/auvJO6vyhN
— Rob Manifield (@Rob_Manifield) October 2, 2019
8.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a person *literally* look down their nose at someone before#TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/qzOteZ70xC
— Bemused Claude (@BemusedClaude) October 2, 2019
9.
If you watch an entire series of #TheApprentice backwards it's about a talking scrotum's quest to assemble a handpicked team of the world's leading idiots.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) October 2, 2019
10.
The girls bus #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/hXrYJZ6iFB
— Ieste 🇪🇺 (@Irenestephens) October 2, 2019
11.
If you watch the Apprentice backwards it's just a load of irritating bellends, but in reverse.
— cluedont (@cluedont) October 2, 2019
12.
#TheApprentice
lord sugar: *cracks a joke in the boardroom*contestants trying to bag the £250 grand: pic.twitter.com/PttLNElybO
— maddie (@regurgitited) October 2, 2019
13.
The upgrade from Lazy Town to Cape Town #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/gGi2hbptfV
— Zainab (@Zm1706) October 2, 2019
14.
The Apprentice is like watching an anxiety dream
— Oliver Munson (@oliagent) October 2, 2019
15.
Imagine spending thousands and thousands of pounds on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday to South Africa, and then you end up buying tickets to listen to Apprentice candidates read the Cape Town Wikipedia page. #TheApprentice
— innocent drinks (@innocent) October 2, 2019
16.
On the #TheApprentice tonight:
⭐️Team A have to sell 500 kilo of raw tripe to an unsuspecting Covent Garden public.
⭐️Team B have to sell Boris Johnson's Brexit proposals.But which will be easier to flog?
— Tripe Marketing Board (@TripeUK) October 2, 2019
17.
Alan Sugar's quest to find which business entrepreneur he can fire for not finding a rocking chair made out of turtle spunk or for making shit pasta to flog to cockneys for a tenner.
— DUCK MAGAZINE (@DUCKmagstoke) October 2, 2019
18.
What a bunch of wankers
Me for the next 12 weeks: #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/2F1sIA6tZ7— Izzy (@Isabel__Eaton) October 2, 2019
For anybody trying to stay healthy, here’s the version of The Apprentice they should watch.
#theapprentice – now with reduced Sugar pic.twitter.com/kmbC6ENdv5
— simon buschenfeld (@buschenfeld) October 2, 2019
Source: Twitter, Image: BBC,
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