Boris Johnson’s speech to the Tory party conference – only 6 responses you need
Boris Johnson has delivered his first Tory party conference speech as Conservative leader and prime minister and we watched it so you didn’t have to.
Well, we watched a bit of it. And so did these people, the only 9 responses you need.
1000s of people are profoundly worried about access to medicines and health care.
1000s of jobs have already been lost or moved.
Business are going bust.
But there he stood:
"We export Jason Donovan CDs to North Korea …".
This is impossible to make up.#BorisJohnsonSpeech— Prof Tanja Bueltmann (@cliodiaspora) October 2, 2019
Here is my speech in full:
-Lies and inaccuracies
-Incoherent rambling
-Bluster and bluff
-More lies and bollocks*rapturous applause*#borisjohnsonspeech
— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) October 2, 2019
We need to teach working class children debating skills says Boris Johnson, who spent decades muttering drivel, five years lying about Brexit and then ran away from a press conference
— Will Black (@WillBlackWriter) October 2, 2019
Before becoming PM V.
Since becoming PM#borisjohnsonspeech pic.twitter.com/PpvnG1c4Jb— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) October 2, 2019
"We now go live to #borisjohnsonspeech…" pic.twitter.com/c1YXQ9DUq8
— Simon Pegg (@Simon_Pegg) October 2, 2019
What did i say?
"Don't fill your speech with bollocks"
What did you do?
"Filled speech with bollocks" pic.twitter.com/ib0KwrRE43
— The Poke (@ThePoke) October 2, 2019
Oh, and this.
Might try Boris Johnson’s approach to questions this morning. “Can you empty the dishwasher?” “Well it’s not true that it’s full but what I think it’s really important, what people in this family I think really want to know, is that I plan to make some coffee and read the paper.”
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) October 1, 2019
Boris Johnson mocked people who said this about wind farms – and you’ll never guess who said it
