A woman is said to have given Boris Johnson ‘technology lessons’ and everyone made the same joke
We’re not sure where this ranks in Boris Johnson’s top 10 headaches right now but, well, it’s definitely top 100.
American businesswoman Jennifer Arcuri is reported to have received thousands of pounds in public money after becoming close friends with the then-London mayor.
Arcuri is said to have denied any relationship with Johnson and now the Daily Mail quotes a friend of Arcuri as saying he only went to her flat for technology lessons.
‘Yeah, he did go to her flat. But he was trying to be hip, and understand tech. He would come over to get educated. Nothing happened.’
Which naturally sent ‘technology lessons’ viral with lots of people making the same joke.
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*Humphrey Lyttelton voice*
Samantha's off visiting her gentleman friend to give him some technology lessons. She's shown him how to mount the server and insert his dongle, but now he can't find the hotspot, and he needs help with his trouble shooting. https://t.co/pAi37lJ1G8
— Tom Freeman (@SnoozeInBrief) September 25, 2019
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https://twitter.com/ComradeCeeCee/status/1176784790151946240
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when you ring up a £100,000 taxpayer bill for what you thought were just innocent technology lessons pic.twitter.com/omPEg9PZY5
— Stan The Golden Boy (@tristandross) September 25, 2019
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https://twitter.com/TheSinanKose/status/1176790044872531969
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Your tech instructor vs Boris's tech instructor pic.twitter.com/2YvFCPrPXC
— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) September 25, 2019
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We mourn the passing of the historic and poignant euphemism “Discussing Ugandan Affairs” and though it will be sorely missed we welcome “Technology Lessons” into our current lexicon.
— Mark Thomas (@markthomasinfo) September 25, 2019