Simply 24 times Richard Osman won at Twitter
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And so the ultimate battle begins. The unstoppable force meets the immovable object. Baby Wipe v Toothpaste Stain.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) May 23, 2019
14.
There are so many Costa Coffees now. They’ve even opened one in my local Starbucks.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) May 9, 2019
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My kids are grown up now, but I’m so glad they still get palpably excited whenever I have bubble wrap.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) April 18, 2019
16.
When someone tells you to watch something, you nod politely. When 2 people tell you to watch the same thing, you think about it. When 5 people tell you, then you watch it. When 1000 people tell you, then you think, “no way am I watching that thing everyone is telling me to watch”
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) April 13, 2019
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I think my special skill is making the bed while I’m still in it.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) February 24, 2019
18.
‘Which Car?’ should really be called ‘Auto Correct’
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) February 23, 2019
19.
Some graffiti I can really get behind, in Little Venice. pic.twitter.com/umHFih5h6M
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) February 23, 2019
20.
I think the woman on the advert who says "I didn't even know Oral B made a toothpaste" lacks imagination.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) August 14, 2017
21.
I’ve lived in my current house for nearly 8 years, and I’ve only just hung some coat hooks. I would be terrible at running the country.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) January 31, 2019
22.
Due to a typo, I am a jack of all trades, and a master of nine.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) January 23, 2019
23.
People who work in Florists always seem very happy. There’s a lesson there.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) January 13, 2019
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“Egrets, I’ve had a few.” https://t.co/0gZ2a6664D
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) January 11, 2019
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