13 corny jokes to get you hooked on Talk Like A Pirate Day

It’s “Talk Like A Pirate Day”, or as they say in the West Country, “a day”, so we’ve been keeping one eye on Twitter to see who are the Jolly Rogers and who should be made to walk the plank. These arrr the pick of the bunch. What? It’s compulsory!

Here are some splendid piratey jokes for you to enjoy while you’re practising rolling your arrrs.

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In case all this pirate talk has left you baffled, Dave has a handy translation of a few key phrases.

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