13 corny jokes to get you hooked on Talk Like A Pirate Day
It’s “Talk Like A Pirate Day”, or as they say in the West Country, “a day”, so we’ve been keeping one eye on Twitter to see who are the Jolly Rogers and who should be made to walk the plank. These arrr the pick of the bunch. What? It’s compulsory!
Here are some splendid piratey jokes for you to enjoy while you’re practising rolling your arrrs.
What's the most pirate letter?
Because it looks like an "Arrrr!!" but it's missin' a leg.
— Bec Hill, Tooth Fairy (@bechillcomedian) September 19, 2019
I once took the pee out of a pirate. He was furious! #TalkLikeAPirateDay
— cluedont (@cluedont) September 19, 2019
I won't be doing any #TalkLikeAPirateDay jokes today because frankly they're all a bit silly & also I don't want to ahoy anyone.
— Phlegm Clandango (@Cain_Unable) September 19, 2019
A pirate walks into the bar of a olde Inn. A shiny chocolate wrapper adorns his tricorn hat, glinting in the firelight.
“What be that atop yer hat?” enquires the barman. The pirate replies “Arrrr, there be a Bounty on me ‘ead”
[other bars are available]#TalkLikeAPirateDay pic.twitter.com/VM9Q5ZfcpP
— Moley (@MoleyMole01) September 19, 2019
Sure, talk like a pirate. But remember to listen like a pirate. Pirates have issue too. For every Jolly Roger hoist aloft, there's a sad Roger below decks, processing the fallout from his divorce and trying to ignore his parrot’s remarks about his halitosis.#TalkLikeaPirateDay
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) September 19, 2019
3 for a tenner, except the shakycam of ET, that's a fiver. #TalkLikeAPirateDay
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) September 19, 2019
It's #TalkLikeAPirateDay so time to share one of my faves…
(read aloud for full effect)
What's a pirates favourite letter?
Ye think it be R, but nay it be C pic.twitter.com/Xuqf4ORxDo
— Kate E. Jamieson (@kateejamieson) September 19, 2019
A pirate goes to the doctor and says, "I have moles on me back, aaarrrghh."
The doctor: "It's ok, they're benign."
Pirate: "Count again, I think there be ten!"#TalkLikeAPirateDay
— Mr Bear (@MrBearAtheist) September 18, 2019
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
'I'M EIGHTY!' ☠️
— CelesSteel (@retroguygaming) September 19, 2019
How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg?
— The Pirate Society (@sussexpirates) September 19, 2019
Why do pirates never find the book they want in an alphabetically arranged library?
It's because they come in asking for ARRR but they always go to C.
— Orkney Library (@OrkneyLibrary) September 19, 2019
How are you supposed to know if a pirate is winking?
— Fu Tang (@FU_TangClan) September 19, 2019
qestion: whats a pirates favourite letter
— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) September 19, 2019
In case all this pirate talk has left you baffled, Dave has a handy translation of a few key phrases.
— Dave (@davechannel) September 19, 2019
Source: Twitter Image: Twitter, screengrab