This 9-year-old’s sneaky cheese hack is inspirational – the only 5 reactions you need to read
Apparently, some ill-behaved children sometimes bring sweets into class and sneakily eat them while the teacher isn’t looking, but we’d obviously never do anything like that, so we’re relying on hearsay.
Anyhoo …one 9-year-old girl has taken the clandestine school snack to a whole new level, as her reporter mum, Valerie Schremp Hahn, explained.
My 9-year-old daughter has taken an old lip balm tube and filled it with cheese so she can eat it in class. pic.twitter.com/YEAqZx2wnr
— Valerie Schremp Hahn (@valeriehahn) September 17, 2019
The child’s clearly a genius. Her highly original hack has attracted a lot of attention, with tweeters making impressed comments like these:
I believe this child should, one day, be our Prime Minister. https://t.co/zqP6Hu0AUG
— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) September 18, 2019
This is infinitely more useful than anything Elon Musk has ever done https://t.co/xeXb1VB3Io
— Madeline Peltz (@peltzmadeline) September 18, 2019
dear MacArthur Fellows program, I’d like to nominate someone for the genius grant https://t.co/nBATDQREEf
— shauna (@goldengateblond) September 18, 2019
Imagine you just failed your speed math worksheet and you look next to you and some girl eating her chapstick https://t.co/HxLgpHzykd
— (@Hampton) September 19, 2019
— Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom) September 18, 2019
Perhaps best of all, her school approves.
Our new school principal just ducked into her Girl Scout meeting, asked for her, and said she’d give her a shout-out in the school newsletter.
— Valerie Schremp Hahn (@valeriehahn) September 18, 2019
If she sells her idea to Kraft, she can pay her own way through college.
Source: @valeriehahn Image: Twitter screengrab, @neonbrand on Unsplash