The payoff to this tattooist’s mini Facebook rant is spectacular

Over on Twitter, Andy Parmo has been devotedly sharing snippets of the weird and, well, the even weirder from Facebook, using the hashtag #FacebookNews. One of his latest gems comes from somebody he knows, so we’ll let him explain.

Friend of mine is a much sought-after tattoo artist who is usually booked up well in advance. His customers are sometimes impatient. #facebooknews pic.twitter.com/63bEk5t5JA

— Andy Parmo 🇪🇺 (@andyparmo) September 15, 2019

That ending is something special.

These are some of the reactions to the epic burn.

Tattoo lasts for an entire lifetime…. can’t wait 10 fucking days to get the best guy for the job. Pretty much sums up things right now.

— reachingout (@MeReachingout) September 15, 2019

‘Not being funny but….’ love it! Am all for businesses calling out shitty customers

— Babs (@babstalu84) September 15, 2019

Hahaha angles. Hahaha #karmic

— ShirtytrisH 🚖 *a typo in every tweet* 🙄 (@shirtytrish) September 15, 2019

And Twitter user Dan Lott saw the parallels between this incident and an obscure little thing called Brexit.

Here’s a great little allegory for not rushing in to No Deal Mayhem … Does @BorisJohnson really want to see us as “angles” with two left hands? https://t.co/BJOG8eZS1R

— Dan Lott (@Danaiolos) September 15, 2019

Head on over to Andy’s account for more #FacebookNews gold.

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