This man’s appeal to “Big Tech” didn’t go how he hoped – but the rest of us love it

There’s been a lot of work done to try and clamp down on the very serious problem of cyberbullying, but it’s important to appeal to the right quarter, or your efforts will be in vain, as the very funny Sir Michael – @Michael1979 to his Twitter followers – discovered in this hilarious exchange.

This was his disappointed conclusion.

Once again, I have been let down by Big Tech pic.twitter.com/utMzpwks6V

— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) September 12, 2019

We’ll show you the letters with the reply first, as he did.

And here’s a closer look.

We can’t imagine why anybody would describe Karate yellow belt and moral arbiter of his local Catholic church, Sir Michael “Dork Boy”.

via Gfycat

Anyway …here’s how Sir Michael has been responding to comments on the matter.

M, I have an old Samsung. Can I call you Dork Boy if I promise not to upgrade to a newer phone?

— Leah (@GreenNotCabbage) September 12, 2019

I restate my preference for my original nickname: Stealth Warrior

— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) September 12, 2019

This is awful, you should boycott all their products from now on and get rid of all their products that you already own. I'll take them off your hands if you want, could do with a newer phone…..

— Suzanne B (@R2DSUE) September 12, 2019

Thank you for your support at this difficult time. Unfortunately I met some very helpful local youths this evening who assisted me with this problem. The future is in safe hands.

— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) September 12, 2019

Wouldn’t Little Nips Boy have been more apropos? Are they aware of this particular deformity or have you not shared this yet?

— ★彡 ⓀєĻн 彡★ (@LaneMeyer_4) September 12, 2019

I have not shared that and I'll thank you not to tell people about it

— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) September 12, 2019

This prediction might be a consolation for him:

It’s only a matter of time until he’s scouted by the Vatican https://t.co/vqca1tVPGH

— Jimmy Knuckles (@JimmyKnuckles2) September 12, 2019

We’ll cross everything for him.

Source: @Michael1979 Images: Twitter, screengrab

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