14 excellent pieces of advice in 4 words or fewer

Who wouldn’t want some free advice, even if it’s just going to be ignored? Over on Twitter, someone named Meriel has gathered some free advice together by setting this challenge.

Share your best advice in 4 words or less…

— Meriel (@MerielMyers) September 9, 2019

These are our favourite responses – use them at your leisure …or peril.

1.

Don't fry bacon naked.

— John G. (@johnnysr32514) September 10, 2019

2.

Don’t text when hammered.

— J. J. Byrnes (@JJByrnes1) September 10, 2019

3.

Always carry handcuff keys…..

— Scottish Photography Centre (@GeorgeMWME) September 10, 2019

4.

Don't buy a iphone

— The Original Wicked Queen (@realmizzwicked) September 11, 2019

5.

Never trust a fart

— All Pilgrim Esq #BritishIndependence (@allpilgrim) September 10, 2019

6.

Don't vote for Trump

— ThatsWhatSheSaid (@ThtssWhtSheSaid) September 10, 2019

7.

Always learnt how to count!

— Dan White (@thedanwhite) September 10, 2019