Our 25 favourite funny things from the last seven days
Pssst! Wanna read something that’ll take your mind off the shitshow that is every news bulletin at the moment? You do? Great – you’re in luck. These are twenty-five of the funniest things we’ve seen on Twitter over the last week, and we just want to share them with you.
1.
For someone who talks so much about "respecting the will of the British peolle", Piers Morgan is still on TV.
— Dotty Winters (@DottyWinters) September 10, 2019
2.
Gamers in the 90s: Wow, everything in this game looks so real!
The game: pic.twitter.com/njRKRYVG7R
— Swati Tyagi (@swatyagi) September 8, 2019
3.
— am actually Tortilla Man (@lochlanwatt) September 7, 2019
4.
Cameron looks like someone who has opened the door expecting his Ocado delivery, and is instead confronted by a homeless person selling dusters pic.twitter.com/pcbW8ZQMZO
— Peter Bradshaw (@PeterBradshaw1) September 7, 2019
5.
I don't know who or what she is but I'm very into Black Rod's Regency-era butch cosplay. She's serving me unmarried Marchioness who secretly tops the genteel wives of British aristocrats whilst their husbands are fighting in the Napoleonic wars energy pic.twitter.com/ipVQTkdxSL
— Curry Bradshaw (@queerdiscox) September 10, 2019
6.
The Apple team pressing the button that starts fucking up all the old iPhones after today’s iPhone 11 #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/94br5EFElw
— Muhammed Balon (@Muhammed_Balon) September 10, 2019
7.
Low energy version of fetch pic.twitter.com/0R2Ij2jDzO
— Dave M (@SpotTheLoon2010) September 11, 2019
8.
me, as a child: I beat all my sisters at hide and seek today!
my dad: that’s good, but your brother Daniel is the reigning champ
me: who
— jo diggity (@WhaJoTalkinBout) September 11, 2019
9.
A group of ocelots is called an awfelot
— AdamCerious (@Browtweaten) September 8, 2019
10.
1969: yeah sure, in fifty years time we'll have flying cars
2019: pic.twitter.com/ZaGMWm3JN6
— SHANE (@shane_reaction_) September 13, 2019
11.
The modern man is simply too wimpy to attract women. Men, return to your ancestral roots. Live in bands of approximately 150 people. Spend 12 hours a day foraging for food. Drive her wild by dying at the age of 30
— Opinion Leader (@InternetHippo) September 9, 2019
12.
The most remarkable thing is that there has never been a film called “Gaslight”.
— Dave Jones 🏴🏳️🌈 (@WelshGasDoc) September 6, 2019
