Simply 17 things that Dominic Cummings looks like
Dominic Cummings looks like the sneaky tourist who's the most obvious murder suspect in Death in Paradise, and who turns out to have done it because it's always the most obvious one in Death in Paradise. pic.twitter.com/zN94qShbZ5
— Scott Matthewman (@scottm) September 3, 2019
Is there any nice recent pictures of Dominic Cummings? You know ones where he doesn't look like a sociopath on a mission to make us all poorer and trap us in a work camp or something?
— QuadroPlunder #FBPE🇪🇺🔶🇮🇪🇬🇧 (@jamandthat) August 30, 2019
Dominic Cummings looks like one of those stare off competitors from Big Train
— Ben Cameron (@ben_cameron) September 5, 2019
Dominic Cummings looks like someone tried to draw Phil Collins from memory. pic.twitter.com/UI9LplBB4C
— Ross Miller (@rosstmiller) September 11, 2019
Dominic Cummings looks like a full head paper mache mask of Danny Boyle
— Tom (@tmanning24492) September 4, 2019
dominic cummings wears The Joker facepaint but then applies another layer of makeup to still look like dominic cummings “so the world will never know the true Chaos beneath”
— Alex Kealy (@alexkealy) September 10, 2019
Dominic Cummings looks like a bitter, Divorced Dad who has taken the Hedge Trimmers to his neighbour's Privet, poisoned their Carp, and carries his Legal Papers around with him, in a Carrier Bag, from Dusk 'til Dawn.
— TD_586 (@antonydaly) September 4, 2019
Have you ever noticed how much Dominic Cummings looks like the browbeaten Imperial officer overseeing the construction of the second Death Star?
— Mikey Smith (@mikeysmith) August 12, 2019
And, er, readers of a nervous disposition look away now.
Dominic Cummings always looks like he's just been caught fingering a dog pic.twitter.com/HaNCf7Quyw
— Thundercock (@MrOMFGWTAF) September 1, 2019