Simply 24 times David Baddiel took down the trolls, one hater at a time
David Baddiel’s new show is called Trolls: Not the Dolls, and it’s inspired by the time he spends taking down trolls on Twitter.
This is my new show I’m touring next year. If you’ve trolled me on here – or defended me on here from trolls – you may well be in it. Please RT. Whether you’re in #teambaddiel or #teamtroll. https://t.co/z6RUq1ENzd
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) June 5, 2019
Here are 24 times when he did it best, one troll at a time.
1.
Well partly because I’d be happy to sit down with anyone stupid enough to think I actually do and explain to them what a joke is. https://t.co/N6bZB53EoL
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) September 11, 2019
2.
Kind of you to capitalise it though. Like I'm some sort of Cunt God. https://t.co/ImMPFViYun
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) September 11, 2019
3.
Well obviously, Pardeep, I’ve never done anything as funny or original as putting inverted commas around the word comedian. https://t.co/bM1T80KB91
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) August 27, 2019
4.
Gary – and his face – coming in early doors here for Most Gammon Thing Ever Said. https://t.co/NQspGHDvEs
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) September 10, 2019
5.
By Gammons, yes. https://t.co/4RCWyKWiPI
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) September 10, 2019
6.
She's cunting dead. https://t.co/qYWYBQyrUp
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) September 4, 2019
7.
It's not often one sees "to be fair" used to mean its exact opposite. https://t.co/mCFFKUr2ed
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) September 6, 2019
8.
It’s true. I’m so privileged I know how to spell it. https://t.co/6DLeranF1J
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) August 30, 2019
9.
Bots go meta. https://t.co/KlqJDgw3gY
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) September 5, 2019
10.
OK, Alan. As long as you keep trying to come up with a heckle that isn't rambling, long-winded and a bit uncertain, one day. https://t.co/K5MlkfcWTF
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) September 11, 2019
11.
It's true. I'm so boring I'm going to tell you it's *you're*. https://t.co/Bsdn5dnIqs
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) September 4, 2019
12.
I often think “it cannot really be true that a substantial portion of people on here can’t tell when you’re joking unless you attach a series of winking gurning emojis to every tweet? I’d rather re-attach my foreskin with a spork…” And then I see this. pic.twitter.com/ivD77QUFSK
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) August 31, 2019
