Simply 9 tweets that sum up Boris Johnson’s premiership so far
It’s the thick end of 7 weeks now since Boris Johnson finally achieved his long-held ambition of becoming prime minister and it’s probably fair to say it hasn’t gone entirely to plan.
That’s assuming he had a plan, of course.
Now he’s shut down parliament it seems like a good time to sum up his premiership to date. These 9 tweets should do it.
1.
Here you go mate, everything you’ve ever wanted. How’s that feeling? pic.twitter.com/FooIe8mTYi
— Simon Blackwell (@simonblackwell) September 10, 2019
2.
Boris Johnson has lost 5 of his first 5 commons votes, the first PM in history to do so. He takes the title away from previous record holder Boris Johnson, who lost 4 of his first 4.
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 9, 2019
3.
https://twitter.com/Simon_Pegg/status/1171398782308818946
4.
Pretend you’re the Prime Minister by starting a new job, fucking everything up in the first week, then going on holiday.
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) September 10, 2019
5.
It is uncanny how much this looks like someone is wearing a Sad Boris Halloween costume. pic.twitter.com/NxxQ1XDq24
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) September 9, 2019
6.
How to sum up last few days for @BorisJohnson? 5 days in Commons + 5 major defeats – 21 Tory MPs = 0 majority + 0 election + 0 plan for Brexit + 5 weeks of Parliament suspensed
— Nick Robinson (@bbcnickrobinson) September 9, 2019
7.
#BorisJohnson with his Organ Grinder pic.twitter.com/l5ObFwPSX4
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) September 9, 2019
8.
*freeze frame*
*record scratch*
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. pic.twitter.com/xgx2IQ9XDi
— Steve Peers (@StevePeers) September 9, 2019
9.
People say “He’s such a cunt, I think he might have ADHD or Autism or something” about both Boris Johnson and Trump, and can I say as someone who’s autistic, has ADHD, and who is an absolute cunt, that the being a cunt has fuck all to do with the other two. It’s a choice.
— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) September 9, 2019
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