There’s an NSFW Twitter account called ‘Sweary Bercow’ and let’s enjoy its foul-mouthed genius while we can
Forget about, you know, all of the other stuff, the biggest fallout from John Bercow’s decision to stand down as speaker of the House of Commons is surely for the Sweary Bercow Twitter account?
No better excuse than his imminent departure to take a look at its greatest, potty mouthed hits.
1.
FUCK YOU ALL. I'M OFF. pic.twitter.com/cJikQJsywu
— Sweary Bercow (@BercowSweary) September 9, 2019
2.
THE HONOURABLE MEMBER CAN CHUNTER FROM A SEDENTARY POSITION IF HE LIKES BUT LET ME INFORM HIM THAT I WILL PUT MY FUCKING SIZE TEN RIGHT IN HIS FUCKING HOOP IF HE DOESN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP pic.twitter.com/omhoq8BtHP
— Sweary Bercow (@BercowSweary) March 27, 2019
3.
DON'T YOU QUOTE MY ROLE IN THE CHAMBER TO ME, YOU PLUMMY STREAK OF PISS. I'LL FUCK YOU UP, VICTORIAN DAD. pic.twitter.com/D7pqwMWsfJ
— Sweary Bercow (@BercowSweary) September 3, 2019
4.
I WOULD REMIND THE CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER TO STICK TO THE FUCKING POINT AND NOT TO BE A TWAT. pic.twitter.com/0CFxZHIIQq
— Sweary Bercow (@BercowSweary) September 4, 2019
5.
THE FUCKING AYES HAVE IT. BUT YOU NEED TWO THIRDS IN FAVOUR UNDER THE FTPA SO FUCK RIGHT OFF. pic.twitter.com/301siGMbHl
— Sweary Bercow (@BercowSweary) September 4, 2019
6.
OI. SHITPOB. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BENDY FACED TWAT. pic.twitter.com/D6FXhGIR7x
— Sweary Bercow (@BercowSweary) September 3, 2019
7.
RIGHT. LET’S FUCKING DO THIS. pic.twitter.com/YjSRp8mRds
— Sweary Bercow (@BercowSweary) September 3, 2019
8.
NO, I'M NOT COMING FOR A FUCKING PINT. I'M GOING HOME FOR AN EARLY NIGHT AND A PRE-GIG WANK. BIG FUCKING DAY TOMORROW. pic.twitter.com/QBVslIxDmy
— Sweary Bercow (@BercowSweary) September 2, 2019
9.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN pic.twitter.com/CzkHWNoK9h
— Sweary Bercow (@BercowSweary) March 27, 2019
10.
CAN I INFORM THE HONOURABLE GENTLEMAN THAT IF HE WANTS TO GIVE IT BILLY FUCKING BIG BOLLOCKS I'LL SHOVE THE MACE SO FAR UP HIS FUCKING ARSE HE'LL NOT SHIT RIGHT FOR WEEKS pic.twitter.com/uucSMHDsvT
— Sweary Bercow (@BercowSweary) March 27, 2019
11.
ORDERRRRRRRRRRR YOU FUCKING RABBLE OF SHITHOUSES pic.twitter.com/F17F9rgZ3S
— Sweary Bercow (@BercowSweary) March 28, 2019
12.
THE QUESTION WAS ASKED AND THE REPLY WILL BE FUCKING HEARD YOU USELESS SHOWER OF SHIT pic.twitter.com/Co5rYsahXz
— Sweary Bercow (@BercowSweary) March 28, 2019
13.
I WOULD INFORM THE HONOURABLE MEMBER THAT I'LL SEND THE BOYS ROUND TO REARRANGE HIS FACE IF HE DOESN'T WIND HIS FUCKING NECK IN pic.twitter.com/zXoZk0DVer
— Sweary Bercow (@BercowSweary) March 28, 2019
14.
ORDERRRRRRRRRRR YOU FUCKWITS. QUESTIONS TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE MEMBER THAT NOBODY CAN QUITE BELIEVE IS STILL PRIME FUCKING MINISTER. pic.twitter.com/WTgHMyCoBn
— Sweary Bercow (@BercowSweary) May 22, 2019
