21 hilarious curses Dominic Cummings will definitely want to avoid
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#CurseDominicCummings May you have to move to Hull and eke out a meagre existence as a Philip Larkin impersonator. pic.twitter.com/SVLNSRjHy1
— Colleen Hawkins (@Lady_Colleen) September 6, 2019
13.
May your sexual partner always have a slow puncture.#CurseDominicCummings
— Iona Brand (@MikeIona) September 6, 2019
14.
May he have to wash up a whole sink full of bowls that have had Weetabix in them but weren't put into soak.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 6, 2019
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May you be forced to publicly support everything @carolecadwalla ever says or writes about you and your associates#CurseDominicCummings
— NeilWinN10 (@astealthyrevolt) September 6, 2019
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May his resemblence to Mr Burns grow with every passing moment pic.twitter.com/u1kPeATzZd
— Niginger Lawson (@rhiannon_writes) September 6, 2019
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May yer crotch be infested by a thousand fleas and your arms grow too short to scratch them. And also let no doctor, vet or person treat you#CurseDominicCummings
— Lady Lotte (@Ladylottebot) September 6, 2019
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May all of Scotland's Midges invade your home. #CurseDominicCummings
— Brian Feeney (@Jagsfan1876otig) September 6, 2019
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#CurseDominicCummings
May you inadvertently use the wrong tube…
Pile cream instead of toothpaste,
Deep Heat instead of pile cream,
Superglue instead of Deep Heat,
& the Piccadilly instead of Victoria— Herre_Mörker (@HerreMorker) September 7, 2019
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May your beer be warm, your food bland and your sex be without orgasm. #CurseDominicCummings
— Davey the Scottish Yorkie (@TopRopeDavey) September 6, 2019
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May your earholes turn to arseholes, and may you shit all over your shoulders.
— David Barrett (@SUBHCMole) September 6, 2019
It seems only fitting that we end with one of Will Black’s curses, and this one is subtly evil …
May you lose a sock each time you do your washing and then throw the lone odd one out in anger, only to discover the lost one in a pillow case or something just after the bins have been taken away
— Will Black (@WillBlackWriter) September 6, 2019
Source: Twitter, Images: Channel 4 News, Twitter screengrabs
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