Simply 11 very funny jokes from Boris Johnson’s worst week
No matter what kind of week you’ve had, at least you can reassure yourself that it could have been worse. You could be Boris Johnson.
At the end of the so-called prime minister’s worst week, here are 11 gags that sum it up best.
1.
For a man so opposed to socialism Boris Johnson seems to love getting publicly owned.
— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) September 5, 2019
2.
Given his track record with employers, constituents, wives, mistresses & party leaders, I honestly thought Johnson would be more adept at lying to the country.
— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) September 4, 2019
3.
I'm hearing Stanley Johnson has now resigned as Boris Johnson's dad and defected to the Milibands.
— Mark Hebden (@unionlib) September 5, 2019
4.
Live footage of Theresa May watching Boris Johnson trying to Brexit: pic.twitter.com/UXsrXzkXFY
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) September 5, 2019
5.
Four days into parliament and he looks like a concerned relative has found him drinking heavily and shouting at pigeons in a bin pic.twitter.com/xijPsdv9Qo
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 6, 2019
6.
when there definitely isn't a coup pic.twitter.com/Jj86zcmguZ
— Alan White (@aljwhite) September 5, 2019
7.
The police officer collapsing from exhaustion whilst Boris Johnson twats on is all of us pic.twitter.com/99skRNJroj
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 5, 2019
8.
In Ever Decreasing Circles, Richard Briers used to get gales of laughter with precisely this face whenever his plans were thwarted. pic.twitter.com/ZXSxBRPcBl
— Nicholas Pegg (@NicholasPegg) September 4, 2019
9.
Thank you UK for making US politics seem so sensible and good-natured. #Brexit
— Lloyd Blankfein (@lloydblankfein) September 5, 2019
10.
the room next door – Boris Johnson's Brexit Questions pic.twitter.com/uyoQ7Sab1C
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) September 6, 2019
11.
Jo Johnson has resigned to spen-
Ah, forget it. pic.twitter.com/FYHkjcEu21
— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) September 5, 2019
And not forgetting this, our favourite 3 seconds of the week.
https://twitter.com/_SJPeace_/status/1169702714466545664
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Boris Johnson was owned by the whole of Yorkshire and it’s glorious
