Just 19 funny captions to go with this picture of Boris Johnson and Laura Kuenssberg
People have been busy putting captions to this picture of Boris Johnson and the BBC’s political editor, Laura Kuenssberg.
Captions, anyone? #pokechallenge pic.twitter.com/8I5wTcpBhE
— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 6, 2019
And they really are what you need at the end of a long week.
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Four days into parliament and he looks like a concerned relative has found him drinking heavily and shouting at pigeons in a bin pic.twitter.com/xijPsdv9Qo
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 6, 2019
2.
This picture has very big “I’ve met someone new, stay away from me and the kids” energy. pic.twitter.com/LI0NsaFVyt
— Ash Sarkar (@AyoCaesar) September 6, 2019
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"How about… how about I tell people you're allergic to the new dog and it's given you some sort of brain thing?" pic.twitter.com/4C8hE38x8F
— John Rivers (@johnrivers) September 6, 2019
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“Before we left I asked you if you needed to use the toilet and you said no.” pic.twitter.com/t4OtEXjogB
— Scott Innes (@Flying_Inside) September 6, 2019
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“Boris, we’re worried about you, we’ve had everyone out looking, you can’t sleep on this bench another night!” pic.twitter.com/8VjxKeMSiZ
— Unnamed Insider (@Unnamedinsider) September 6, 2019
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gently talking your uncle out of making a move on your friend from yoga pic.twitter.com/rcJk4hm7dS
— joe (@mutablejoe) September 6, 2019
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“What did I tell you not to do?”
“Prorogue Parliament.”
“And what did you do?”
*mutters* “Prorogued Parliament.”— James Booth (@jtjbooth) September 6, 2019
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"So…and I don't want you to get more upset…but there's a general feeling that you're not very good at this. How does a short walking holiday in Switzerland sound?" pic.twitter.com/JlCAHhRiSr
— Dom Joly (@domjoly) September 6, 2019
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MISSING – Alexander de Pfeffel Johnson. Last seen staggering around up north. He's not himself having just started a new job he wasn't in any way capable of. Do not approach him, he's a compulsive liar and can't be trusted. Any information contact… actually don't bother pic.twitter.com/SaVm1dEcar
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) September 6, 2019
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“Look, you just can’t walk into Greggs, go behind the counter, place your cock next to the cakes & shout
WHO WANTS A BIT OF MY YUM YUM? You made that little girl cry” pic.twitter.com/qh9GNv52oX— joe heenan (@joeheenan) September 6, 2019
