It was biscuit week on the Great British Bake Off – enjoy this batch of hot takes
We’re not even going to pretend that we weren’t eagerly waiting for this week’s episode of Bake Off.
That one hour and fifteen minutes where we can try and forget about how terrible everything in Britain is and instead focus on showstoppers trying to stay upright, phallic looking bakes and bet on how many times Paul Hollywood is going to be a bit of a (Hob)knob this week.
Week 2 was Biscuit Week and the viewers had plenty to say about it. Here are some of our favourite reactions.
1.
All the #GreatBritishBakeOff contestants have so many (fake sounding) hobbies. Another reason I couldn’t do the show. In the intro bit for me, Noel would have to say: “In Alex’s spare time she lies on the sofa watching Netflix until her TV automatically turns off”.
— Alex (@alexandra_7) September 3, 2019
2.
Thought I’d seen them before 🤔 #GreatBritishBakeOff pic.twitter.com/caIYap6GcW
— Anna (@_WilcoxAnna) September 3, 2019
3.
There’s so many young people on this years #GreatBritishBakeOff, it’s basically skins with more marzipan
— Cassie (@Cassiesmyth) September 3, 2019
4.
Jamie is literally the living embodiment of lying on your CV getting the job then totally fucking winging it 😂😂 #GBBO #GBBO2019 #GreatBritishBakeOff
— Frankie Conlon (@BurnItDown_90) September 3, 2019
5.
you vs the chicken they told you not to worry about #GBBO pic.twitter.com/h4yuf5gZV9
— meg ♋️🐅 (@MegTunstall) September 3, 2019
6.
Paul trying to force these innuendos all the time is painful. Where will we end up.
Baker: I’m making a Victoria sponge
Paul: yeah but how bigs your cock
*tent roars with laughter* #GBBO pic.twitter.com/1WxOsh9Nen
— Gemma Muir (@gemmamuir) September 3, 2019
7.
You know that series of Celebrity Big Brother where Chantelle wasn’t a celebrity but had to convince the others she was? Is Jamie doing that but for baking? #GBBO
— Rosie Fletcher (@rosieatlarge) September 3, 2019
8.
Fig roll: a sausage roll but incredibly disappointing #gbbo
— Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam) September 3, 2019
9.
I want Jamie from bake off to have his own baking tv show where everything goes wrong but he accepts it and moves on to the next disaster #gbbo
— Kasha (@kxshabern) September 3, 2019
10.
“They’re not exactly the same shape and size”
“Too round”Really hoped biscuit positivity would have caught on by this year, but no #GBBO
— Lauren Bravo (@laurenbravo) September 3, 2019
11.
When you’ve got Bake off straight after school and no time to change #GBBO pic.twitter.com/gV55hGzxFi
— Bethan Turner (@Bethan__Turner) September 3, 2019
12.
New Bake Off challenge:
Brownie week where one person makes weed brownies and the judges have to work out who made them.
Plot twist, all contestants think they’re the one making the weed brownies. #GBBO2019 #GreatBritishBakeOff #surprise
— Lyndsay Vines (@LyndsayEmma94) September 3, 2019
13.
Jamie as he’s going into the show stopper #GBBO pic.twitter.com/0gsOn5Jy22
— Hannah Berner (@Hannah_Berner) September 3, 2019
14.
Alice when she hasn’t mentioned she lived in New Zealand in two minutes #GBBO pic.twitter.com/DH5ie0CZn7
— Isabella (@bellsie_hanlon) September 3, 2019
15.
“It’s all about timing.” “Get it wrong and whole thing will collapse”. “it will be interesting to see how the cardamom will work with that.” Paul Hollywood is basically talking about Brexit.
Sort of. #gbbo
— Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam) September 3, 2019
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When Paul was ripping apart Henry’s attempt at a beautiful organ #GBBO pic.twitter.com/WQv3LhmiRw
— libby stevens (@egstevens_) September 3, 2019
17.
David: “It’s just nice to have toasted nuts” #GBBO pic.twitter.com/ehYLEON86O
— Darren Haywood (@darren_haywood) September 3, 2019
Source: Twitter Images: BritishBakeOff
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