Boston had a straight pride parade and the mockery was greater than the turnout – 16 scathing reactions
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damn looks like the straight pride parade is making another loop pic.twitter.com/TjEARiZBJn
— Eric Allen Hatch (@ericallenhatch) September 1, 2019
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Going to the straight pride parade with me and my boys. Just me and my only men, doing a straight pride parade.
— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) September 1, 2019
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all 300 of the people who turned up at straight pride who went through the effort to make a whole parade about being straight bc they’re threatened by our visibility: pic.twitter.com/Ec8psO955H
— cara🥀 (@heartstarlet) September 1, 2019
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Imagine wanting a straight pride lmao. Being into guys is the thing I like LEAST about myself.
— Ash Sarkar (@AyoCaesar) September 1, 2019
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Here's a guy with green makeup in a kekistan shirt holding a pillow with some weird anime version of sargon of akkad at the straight pride parade. As a straight guy I'm really glad this guy is out there fighting for my rights. pic.twitter.com/oS4fpQaJud
— Wild Geerters (@classiclib3ral) August 31, 2019
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If sexuality were really a choice, the mere existence of the straight pride parade would have turned me gay.
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) August 31, 2019
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At least they finally answered the question “why isn’t there a straight pride parade?”
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) September 1, 2019
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me and the boys having a great time at the straight pride parade pic.twitter.com/Fprj2MklYn
— Wild Geerters (@classiclib3ral) August 31, 2019
Finally, with straight pride being celebrated in this way, @SpillerOfTea wondered what other parades might spring up over the year.
2020 Pride Events:
• Straight Pride
• White Pride
• Climate Change Denial Pride
• Daily Mail Pride
• Shopping at M&S Foodhall Pride
• Tailgating in your Audi because the bastard in front of you won’t exceed the speed limit even though you’re late for golf Pride— 🏳️🌈 Max 🏳️🌈 (@SpillerOfTea) September 1, 2019
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