Boston had a straight pride parade and the mockery was greater than the turnout – 16 scathing reactions
After years of asking the question “Why is there no Straight Pride parade?” every time there’s an LGBT Pride event, a group of extreme right-wing heterosexuals calling themselves Super Happy Fun America managed to organise one.
— John Atwater (@AtwaterWCVB) August 31, 2019
However, the event reportedly attracted only a few hundred supporters – and a lot of pisstaking online.
How did they manage to make a straight pride flag that looks gayer than all of ours? pic.twitter.com/m1Gs4tdlEo
— Adeline Berry🧜♀️ (@adeline_whitney) September 1, 2019
Straight Pride is important because it gives a voice to straight people who lets face it are very oppressed
— Matt Lucas (@RealMattLucas) September 1, 2019
I love ‘Straight Pride’ events. I love the idea that the human mind is sophisticated enough to allow men who can’t get laid to conclude that it’s somehow because they’re heterosexual.
— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) August 31, 2019
a couple at the gym are doing abdominal twists and whenever they turn towards each other……they kiss. this is why straight pride parades are so dangerous
— monica heisey (@monicaheisey) September 1, 2019
reviewing all the footage from the Straight Pride Parade hey so quick question I don’t spend much time at straight events are there always so many swastikas when we gays aren’t around or
— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) September 1, 2019
Straight pride protester trying to bring someone home after the march pic.twitter.com/MCjOLTwsDs
— jordan (@JordanUhl) September 1, 2019
Found the after party venue for that straight pride march pic.twitter.com/p1sP7D8of3
— Danny Sutcliffe (@dannysutcliffes) September 1, 2019
— Roger Wingman (@WasitRodge) August 31, 2019