The new addition to this group chat didn’t last long – for a good reason
Over on Twitter, good man of the parish, Sir Michael, has shared his short-lived experience with a fantasy football group chat, and it’s a sad indictment of our times. We’ll let Sir Michael tell his own story.
I guess some people just aren't ready to stop playing games and start talking about their feelings with their best friends 🙁 pic.twitter.com/Yunx8f8S7Q
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) August 27, 2019
Sir Michael’s loyal followers were, naturally, appalled.
I can’t believe they didn’t even appreciate that you updated their default image. Very rude.
— Ryan Cordell (@ryandcordell) August 27, 2019
I know. I spent minutes creating that lovely image, which I intended to act as a placeholder until I had finished my collage of all our faces.
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) August 27, 2019
He was probably just intimidated by how good you were at saying something nice about him
— Brandon Wingard (@wronglycredited) August 27, 2019
It looks very likely that Sir Michael’s prestigious monthly award for being a great follower will once again go unclaimed.
Sad to announce that nobody has won the prestigious monthly award for July because my followers were very mean to me and again antagonised me constantly throughout the month. The good news, though, is that it's up for grabs again in August. Good luck, everyone! pic.twitter.com/YFn2GlIg8l
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) July 31, 2019
But one man thought there might have been another story beyond the apparent obvious.
That Chris is a joker. He probably doesn't want you in the group beacuse he's planning a suprise Karaoke party for you.
— Dan (@DanNeverDanny) August 27, 2019
This is certainly the likeliest explanation. Classic Chris!
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) August 27, 2019
That must be it.
Source: @Michael1979 Images: @Michael 1979, screengrab
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