People have been sharing the worst date they’ve ever had – 29 total disasters
It began when Canadian singer and actress Jann Arden asked people to share the worst dates they’ve had.
In a single tweet- tell me about the worst date you’ve ever had. I need encouragement…
— jann arden (@jannarden) August 20, 2019
And it turned out people were really, really keen to get those bad memories of their chest. Here are 29 of the best (or worst, depending on how you look at it).
I know I’ve mentioned this before but until I die I shall continue to mention the date who jumped out of my car at traffic lights and ran away. https://t.co/6lBhzQE7rH
— Charlotte (@tinycharlotte72) August 21, 2019
We stopped at her parents place, but were apparently not inside as long as her father had hoped. When I went outside, I caught him attempting to swap the new battery in my car for the dead battery from his car.
— DB🍁 (@rebelliousDB) 20 August 2019
On a date when I was 19: We were on the dance floor. He leaned in and stuck his tongue up my nostril. I pulled back, gave him the benefit of the doubt, and we kept dancing. He leaned in once more and DID IT AGAIN!! I walked away and called a cab.
— Sarah Bell (@RantingChipmunk) 20 August 2019
Dude met me in a donut shop (Tim’s) to tell me that he doesn’t date anyone above a size 12 – because if he looks after his body (he was a skinny runt) what would he have in common with a woman who does nothing but shove donuts in her face all day. This size 12 black belt left.
— Gail J-K🌈 (@radlady) 20 August 2019
Split my pants trying to get into his low car. Went into bathroom to try to fix zipper and close it with my teeth and ended up breaking my front tooth on it. He didn’t care so I stayed for movie, then he asked me to take down my pony tail (which was fake) I wanted to die.
— 💜LeeT🖤 (@ltanco) 20 August 2019
Dude showed up in dirty T-shirt, ordered his coffee, then during our conversation spent over 10 minutes explaining all the “facts” that prove Bigfoot is real.
— Amy Floyd (@flamy33) 20 August 2019
I was so nervous I drank too much and puked on his socks. We’ve been married 24 years. 😊
— dawnymock (@dawnymock) 20 August 2019
We went to Burger King before the cinema but were in a rush so had to leave the food behind. Sat in the cinema, I see he’s pulling things out of his jean pocket and eating them. They were the fries. He’d stuffed them in his pocket. Without the bag. https://t.co/gRLfyFdhyT
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) August 22, 2019
Took me out for a nice dinner and then let me know I “owed” him as we were leaving the restaurant. When I said I’d walk home, he drove beside me telling me, “get in the car and don’t be a baby” until he had to merge with traffic. Took me about an hour – totally worth it!
— KathieB 🌈 (@MarstonHouseLS) 20 August 2019
I thought I was getting stood up but he was just extremely late. He had to change clothes from when he got in a fight on the way the first time, there was blood. Cops found him 1/2 way through our dinner and questioned us both separately.
— Tea Kettle (@Dontmakemepull1) 20 August 2019
A Tinder date in Chicago turned up in hysterical tears, as on the way to meet me, she’d been told that her HUSBAND had attempted “suicide by cop” by ramming his car into a police station in Ohio.
— Andrew Fox (@maj_fox) August 22, 2019
He wore a tied up trench coat all night with the collar popped detective style, took me to the Vancouver Yacht Club and spoke loudly like Robin Leach ALL NIGHT.
When the man who set us up fell asleep at a party later, I painted his nails bright red.
— Anna Gustafson (@annakgustafson) 20 August 2019
as I was trying to leave politely because frankly the date was boring as heck & I knew he wanted to do some making out anyway, he said, “hey watch this!” pulled his pants off, flipped back on the couch, clicked his lighter & blew me a blue flame. byeeee.
— Carrianne Leung (@kayee13) 20 August 2019
Lunchtime pints in Wetherspoons. Then he wanted makeup for a Halloween costume: We went to Superdrug, he realised makeup was expensive and asked if I minded if he shoplifted it. (I left the shop.)
I never saw him again, but I did receive an unsolicited picture of his penis. https://t.co/hHgPQAANK5
— Hannah Al-Othman (@HannahAlOthman) August 21, 2019