This chef shared his ‘butter/marmite ratio’ and people really can’t handle it

John Plunkett. Updated August 22nd, 2019

Today’s abomination comes courtesy of a chap called @GaryusherChef who was moved to share his ‘butter/marmite ratio’ on Twitter.

I’m not sure how to tell you all this but that’s how I spread it & that’s my butter marmite ratio for marmite on toast. pic.twitter.com/lDVogZxLbH

— cook (@GaryusherChef) August 21, 2019

And if he was expecting a reaction, then that’s exactly what he got.

boss that’s really weird

— WRECKFISH (@WreckfishBistro) 21 August 2019

Ok this is where we part ways my friend. Absolute filthy bastard. 😂🤢

— Caroline Hirons (@CarolineHirons) 21 August 2019

I'm calling the police. https://t.co/OLHmfsGg5R

— Hannah Al-Othman (@HannahAlOthman) August 22, 2019

That’s fucked up Kid,
Like seriously,
That’s how serial killers butter toast.
Take that tweet down.
Be folk after you

— Morgan Leahy (@MorganLeahy) 21 August 2019

This is a hate crime https://t.co/PQzEmyxGVy

— Michael Hogan (@michaelhogan) August 22, 2019

Why are you only having half a slice of toast… are you on a diet? A diet where you can eat half a slab of butter on half a slice of toast?

— Hungry Hoss (@HungryHoss) 21 August 2019

He was later moved to respond to the complaints, but it wasn’t helping, frankly.

Look I think I should point out that I don’t spread the butter I slice it cold & just place it on. The marmite is spread on beautifully, as In example.

— cook (@GaryusherChef) 21 August 2019

You’re all weirding me out! Why the fuck would you want the butter to melt ? Then you can’t eat it ?

— cook (@GaryusherChef) 21 August 2019

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