Simply 37 times God won at Twitter
19.
If I had to pinpoint an exact moment when it all went wrong, I’d say Creation.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) May 23, 2019
20.
I dislike the vast majority of you.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) November 16, 2018
21.
There is no past.
There is no future.
There is only this moment.
And now it’s gone.
Nice. Nice job.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) May 21, 2019
22.
If I could do it again, bacon would be a plant.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) October 21, 2018
23.
Artificial intelligence isn't a threat to humanity. Natural stupidity is.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 9, 2019
24.
I don't create complex marine ecosystems in your landfills, so please don't dump shit in My oceans.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) May 21, 2019
25.
Human beings are the only species on earth who are all a bunch of morons.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 20, 2019
26.
The idea that you evolved from apes is disgusting.
Isn't it nicer to believe you all descended from one couple and their incestuous children?
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 8, 2019
27.
People would rather destroy the planet than admit they’re wrong.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) May 20, 2019
28.
Male nipples are unnecessary. As are males.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 11, 2019
29.
If you pray hard enough, nothing happens.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) August 1, 2019
30.
If you think life has no meaning, wait till you try death.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) May 5, 2019
31.
Marriage is between a man and a woman.
Except gay marriage, obviously.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 25, 2019
32.
Saying "guns don't kill people" is like saying "defibrillators don't save people".
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) August 3, 2019
33.
Being gay is not a choice but being an asshole is.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) January 11, 2019
34.
Fuck you. https://t.co/ivhDGpVCXH
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) August 4, 2019
35.
Remember basic human decency? Good times.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) June 18, 2018
36.
What doesn’t kill you makes Me try harder.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 7, 2018
37.
In My defense, I don't exist.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 15, 2018
Follow the Almighty now!
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