Donald Trump cancelled his Denmark visit because they won’t sell him Greeland – only 5 replies you need

John Plunkett. Updated August 21st, 2019

Donald Trump has cancelled a planned visit to Denmark because the country’s government won’t sell him Greenland.

This is what the so-called president had to say.

Denmark is a very special country with incredible people, but based on Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen’s comments, that she would have no interest in discussing the purchase of Greenland, I will be postponing our meeting scheduled in two weeks for another time….

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 20, 2019

….The Prime Minister was able to save a great deal of expense and effort for both the United States and Denmark by being so direct. I thank her for that and look forward to rescheduling sometime in the future!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 20, 2019

And here are the only 5 replies you need.

You weren’t joking? Jesus Christ, dude.

— Mueller, She Wrote Podcast (@MuellerSheWrote) August 21, 2019

LOL.
To recap, you cancelled a visit with an ally because they refused to consider [checks notes] SELLING YOU PART OF THEIR COUNTRY.

You're such a damn punk.

— Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) August 21, 2019

You didn't know Denmark was a country til a week ago.

— Bruno Amato (@BrunoAmato_1) August 21, 2019

I hear Uranus is for sale. You should go there.

— Lesley Abravanel (@lesleyabravanel) August 21, 2019

The difference between Donald Trump and Greenland? Greenland is not for sale.

— Amy Klobuchar (@amyklobuchar) August 16, 2019

To conclude …

You cant have Greenland!!!

— Mia Farrow (@MiaFarrow) August 21, 2019

And just in case you were interested, here’s Danish PM Mette Frederiksen telling Trump exactly where to stick his idea.

"Greenland is not for sale": Denmark Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen reacts to Pres. Trump's idea of buying the semi-autonomous Danish territory of Greenland.

"Thankfully, the time where you buy and sell other countries and populations is over," she adds https://t.co/sTd3LoZG4f pic.twitter.com/0a0wAGjPX8

— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) August 19, 2019