Favourite 27 things people said about this photo of Liz Truss ‘doing trade deals with Japan’
14.
I often decorate my office with “humanising” pictures of myself, never-used coffee machines, and folders filled with blank paper.
— Andrew James Carter (@Carter_AndrewJ) August 20, 2019
15.
And who puts a picture of them and their dog on top of a stack of place mats?
— Mike Rawlins (@mike_rawlins) August 20, 2019
16.
I thought that. Very odd. Almost like it was placed their temporarily for some sort of photo…or something.
— Steve Analyst (@EmporersNewC) August 20, 2019
17.
This photo looks like a bad memorial to Liz Truss
— chareth cutestory, maritime lawyer (@supermathskid) August 20, 2019
18.
I clearly have a conference phone, yet am holding a receiver to my ear despite balancing a folder on my knee, which I intend to write on using the pen in my other hand, to demonstrate my commitment to unnecessary difficulty.
— Pete (@Pistol1874) August 20, 2019
19.
Liz, I wouldn’t let you negotiate my broadband deal. This isn’t going to go well for the UK.
— Guy Fawkes (@blunted_james) August 20, 2019
20.
“Hello mummy, yes I have a real telephone now although I’m only allowed to call you and Daddy. What’s for dinner tonight ?”
— Glyn Arthur (@GPEArthur) August 20, 2019
21.
Impossible to look at this picture without hearing the low insistent drone of a dial tone https://t.co/UQ9LzehG0J
— Mark O'Connell (@mrkocnnll) August 20, 2019
22.
“Hello and welcome to the Conservative Brexit solution telephone advice line.
Press 1) if you want to put off making any real decisions that need to be made
Press 2) to Press 1) a bit more authoritatively
Press 3) for Brexit voters ranting about the war”
— Rich (@Pibasedlifeform) August 20, 2019
23.
— Robin Flavell (@RobinFlavell) August 20, 2019
24.
“I don’t suppose you have a copy of ‘How To Eat Japanese Pork Sword’?
You do? Oh that’s wonderful…” pic.twitter.com/dthWGSX4Id
— helen ayres (@Raphaelite_Girl) August 20, 2019
25.
“At the 3rd stroke, the time sponsored by Accurist will be…”
— Rachel Jones – Bitch against Brexit (@rach0907) August 20, 2019
26.
“French polishers? It’s just possible you could save my life.”#oneforthekids
— Nick Jackson esq. (@MrNMJackson) August 20, 2019
27.
— christhebarkeresq. (@christhebarker) August 20, 2019
Probably the weirdest thing about the photo is the dog – you know, the dog – is not even her dog.
Meeting Lewis the Dulux dog at the spanking new Dulux Academy in Ashington. Lewis's grooming takes 6 hours. Even longer than mine…. pic.twitter.com/WErdEv5lPj
— Liz Truss (@trussliz) December 14, 2017
It’s not even her dog?! Who the fuck the fuck does that?
— Cthulhu_Steev (@Cthulhu_Steev) August 20, 2019
To conclude …
PLEASE stop staging your photos. It’s tragic looking. Let’s hope you do better on the substance rather than style
— Winnie (@WCullmac) August 20, 2019