Simply 34 things that Simon Cowell looks like
Simon Cowell’s back with a new series of America’s Got Talent which wouldn’t ordinarily bother us too much.
Except, well, have a look for yourself.
What. The actual. Fuck. pic.twitter.com/2DqoltTjxf
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) August 14, 2019
Here’s what David Baddiel said about him.
"The teeth, doctor. They're too white. It's just too all too bright and smiley."
"OK. Shall I take them down a bit?"
"No, too late. Make my eyes sad. That'll balance things out."
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) August 15, 2019
And we asked you who, or what, the X Factor man reminded you of.
— The Poke (@ThePoke) August 15, 2019
And you didn’t disappoint, you really didn’t. Here’s a selection of our favourites, together with some of the other things people had to say.
— Jim Sheridan (@Jim_Sheridan) August 15, 2019
can’t wait to grow old and and have my forehead descend into my eyeballs
— Alise Morales (@AliseNavidad) August 14, 2019
— Tom Reagan’s Hat (@andymannion77) August 15, 2019
simon cowell looks like someone tried to make simon cowell in the sims 3 but got stuck playing around with the eye toggles for too long pic.twitter.com/KFBiqUXbZr
— steph mccann (@steph_mcca) August 15, 2019
Is that his waxwork?
— Graeme Bandeira (@GraemeBandeira) August 14, 2019
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) August 15, 2019
Madame Tussaud’s begins expensive restoration project after fire damage to Simon Cowell waxwork pic.twitter.com/I72ahzFJGP
— 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚋𝚢 (@iCrowby) August 14, 2019
A sofa with diamanté on it
— Rachel Hawkins (@ourrachblogs) August 15, 2019
— David Llewellyn (@TheDaiLlew) August 15, 2019
I’m not totally convinced this isn’t a look a like he hires for events. Everything about him has been comically exaggerated.
— Michael Fry (@BigDirtyFry) August 14, 2019
— Jason (@TheOriginalJasW) August 15, 2019
Looks like Droopy after being shot with a tramp gun. pic.twitter.com/v98OzmKgB8
— John Rain CBE (@MrKenShabby) August 15, 2019
Please stop tweeting me this picture of the latest thing Simon Cowell has done to himself. I used to joke about it, but now I'm just worried. I mean, look. Look at his brow, hanging down like that. He looks like he's wearing an invisible cap. It's so fucking sad. pic.twitter.com/16x6P9ezO0
— twitch.tv/Limmy (@DaftLimmy) August 14, 2019
— Tokyo Sexwhale (@tokyo_sexwhale) August 15, 2019
Simon cowell new face looks like a doll that you leave out in the sun to long and it starts melting. pic.twitter.com/mYcDvHoBM6
— you could never have a sugar daddy. (@davypalmer) August 14, 2019
— Epstein cannot be suicided (@u4eahh) August 14, 2019
That new Simon cowell action figure is pretty convincing but I don’t know anyone who’d buy it.
— Dli O’Doir (@dli_odoir) August 14, 2019