When it comes to the crunch, these 9 corn flakes jokes are a bit NSFW
Kellogg’s Corn Flakes may not be the top of the tree anymore, but they’re still popular and almost synonymous with breakfast cereal, yet there’s a fact about their creation that not everybody realises.
Dr John Kellogg invented cornflakes because he believed eating bland food would curb people’s urge to indulge in that most dangerous of pastimes, masturbation.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) August 13, 2019
I bet that’s come as a surprise. It certainly got a rise from Twitter, which reacted with these marvellous tweets.
1.
"What you doing this morning?"
"Cornflakes and bible studies. You?"
"Coco pops and a wank" https://t.co/cRQupGqDJ9— James Felton (@JimMFelton) August 14, 2019
2.
Narrator: He didn’t pull it off. https://t.co/obugKVwoyL
— Ian Power (@IHPower) August 13, 2019
3.
Yet he put a massive cock on the box. 🤔 https://t.co/EgkDDpZw5K
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) August 13, 2019
4.
Biggest mistake was adding powdered sugar and putting a tiger on the box. #FurriesRuinEverything
— Stevie (@DartDragonSteve) August 13, 2019
5.
Should have named them porn flakes then
— Kornelius the 1st (@Kornelius_the_1) August 13, 2019
6.
So much for ‘Rise & Shine’ then!!!! pic.twitter.com/ISnQa0yU5K
— Sean Dickens Esq. (@SeanDickens6) August 13, 2019
7.
If that's the case: Big mistake to create a food you can eat with one hand free.
— Trond Michelsen (@trondmm) August 13, 2019
8.
To be honest, once I've finished a bowl of Corn Flakes it's the first thing I do, just to drag some excitement back into my achingly dreary breakfast time. https://t.co/F7k4juZWIT
— mr welbeck kane (@400FootGhost) August 13, 2019
9.
I guess he'd given up by the time the 'crunchy nut' variety hit the shelves.
— Paul Day (@tddirtbagbaby) August 13, 2019
As Mike Borshell mused …
Must have been an interesting time at the breakfast table before he intervened.
— Mike Borshell (@mjborshell) August 13, 2019
H/T: @Qikipedia
Thumbnail image courtesy of Kellogg’s
