Allison Pearson’s column about her son’s A-Level results might be her most on-brand column yet
It’s that time of the year again when people get their A-Level results and we’re grateful to Ross McCafferty for sharing on Twitter what he thinks might be Telegraph columnist Allison Pearson’s most on-brand column yet.
And this is why.
In possibly her most on-brand column yet, Alison Pearson has decided the exam system is not fit for purpose because her son got a C in drama pic.twitter.com/n4K0U60Y1O
— Ross McCafferty (@RossMcCaff) August 14, 2019
Here’s how it starts.
‘This scandal is not about my child, although he was one of its casualties. So I’ll begin with his story – but I want it to speak for the thousands of young people who are betrayed every year by our appalling, dysfunctional examination system.
‘According to the exam regulator, Ofqual, two out of five teenagers taking certain A-levels will open their results tomorrow to find they have been given an “unreliable” grade. My heart goes out to them. I know all too well the pain that they and their parents will feel.
‘Exactly 12 months ago, we were enjoying a family holiday in Italy with my son and his friend. As A-level results day approached, there was a slight static of apprehension in the air, but …’
Here’s more of what Ross had to say.
That's not me being flippant. I've read the piece. He was predicted an A, he got a C despite, in Alison's words, directing a stirring rendition of Macbeth.
— Ross McCafferty (@RossMcCaff) 14 August 2019
"In fact, by some cruel inversion, the best students had ended up with the worst results."
I'm not making this up, that's a quote.
— Ross McCafferty (@RossMcCaff) 14 August 2019
It is a tragedy worthy of shakespeare himself, this.
"I curse the day we allowed our son to run the risk of taking a subject where his efforts could be so traduced."
TRADUCED!
— Ross McCafferty (@RossMcCaff) 14 August 2019
Oh, Alison. Oh, no. pic.twitter.com/zlTdlfWO34
— Ross McCafferty (@RossMcCaff) 14 August 2019
But wait, there's more! pic.twitter.com/KlWNYwxW31
— Ross McCafferty (@RossMcCaff) 14 August 2019
And here are just a few of the things people were saying about it.
– mum I got a shit grade for drama can you help me appeal it
– I can do BETTER than help you appeal it, my Darling Son!!!
– please dont wrote a column
– I’ll… Too late!— Leo Mikłasz (@leomiklasz) 14 August 2019
Astounding. This is English middle class culture in a nutshell.
— Autonomous Flesh Node 🍉 (@GabrielNeil) 14 August 2019
I think we all know who deserves an ‘A’ in drama in this scenario. pic.twitter.com/MozxaBHnmm
— Just Thought I'd Say (@thoughtidsay) 14 August 2019
I have to give them credit, this is making me want to get a Telegraph subscription so I can read the article.
— Matthew Williams (@MatthewW1991) 14 August 2019
I'm sure her son is delighted to have his private business splashed around the papers by his mum.
— Margaret P Houston (@HoustonMargaret) 14 August 2019
Out, damned swot!
— Performatively Broke (@JustfaLurkin) 14 August 2019
— LBnotesD7 (@LBnotesD7) 14 August 2019
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