People are completely obsessed with the “salmon cannon” – Our 19 favourite responses
The Fish (to his peers): You will NOT believe what just happened to me…
Other Fish: Sky Tube?
Fish: I swam through a sky tu- whut?
Other Fish: We know. It's weird.
— Shane Roth (@apexnerd) August 11, 2019
Me explaining the fish tube video to my not on Twitter friends pic.twitter.com/QBq5MiiVWq
— Jake Flores (@feraljokes) August 12, 2019
Everything they told us about capitalism turned out to be a lie but it did get us the Fish Pipe so it's impossible to say if its bad or not
— The Tom Usher Concern Haver Has Logged In! (@jmsclee) August 12, 2019
therapist: you can't just say stupid stuff online
me: the fish tube is a straight pride parade's final form
therapist: see this is the kind of shit i'm talking about. like what the fuck?
— Skoog (@Skoog) August 12, 2019
I'm just a fish, standing in front of a tube, asking it to launch me into oblivion
— Captain Pinkbeard (@CaptPinkbeard) August 12, 2019
Scientists: this salmon cannon will help restore migratory patterns and safely transport farmed fish
The salmon: pic.twitter.com/EKegYaAMnH
— Lauren Simonitis (@OceanExplauren) August 12, 2019
PITCH: Millennials are obsessed with the fish tube because it offers salmon the kind of purposeful direction and security that we as a generation have never known pic.twitter.com/6apxktGLXw
— Stephanie Soh (@steph_soh) August 12, 2019
Fish tube, feral hog,
Epstein’s dead she beat the dog,
We didn’t start the fire
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) August 11, 2019
Very Coldplay voice:
Pipes will guide you home
Across the danger zone
And I will tryyyy
The fish tube
— Tanner (@tgilliland789) August 12, 2019
And because it looks like so much fun …
Fish queuing for a second go on the fantastic new amusement ride. pic.twitter.com/n1Rh9fsgmF
— StephenReiffer (@Randall1921) August 9, 2019
Don’t let Disney see this; they’ll buy the rights and start charging.