People are completely obsessed with the “salmon cannon” – Our 19 favourite responses
Not much unites Twitter, but every once in a while, it achieves broad consensus on a topic, such as during the horsemeat scandal, or when King Richard III was discovered buried under a car park. The latest thing to grab everyone’s attention is a nfty piece of kit designed to take the hard work out of being a horny fish.
This system helps native fish pass over dams in seconds rather than day pic.twitter.com/aAmhHArjPg
— Dr. Kash Sirinanda (@kashthefuturist) August 8, 2019
There are so many things we could say about that, but we’re pretty sure somebody has already said all of them, and here they are:
1.
the fish transport tube is lubricated with the stuff your aunt makes when she watches me do parkour
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) August 11, 2019
2.
If there is one thing I have learned from twitter this weekend it's that when I die I want my body forced into the salmon cannon and violently launched upstream thank you twitter
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) August 12, 2019
3.
Inserting a footlong meatball sub into the fish tube and aiming the other end at God’s mouth, thereby ensuring myself a place in heaven
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) August 12, 2019
4.
from now on when people talk about "technical solutions" for the Irish border, I will only be picturing the fish tube
— Esther Webber (@estwebber) August 12, 2019
5.
It's so sad to me the fish can't talk about this after. https://t.co/8BFRlLtVsE
— mark normand (@marknorm) August 11, 2019
6.
We. Demand. To. Ride. The Fish Tube.
— Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) August 11, 2019
7.
I am a:
⚪️ male
⚪️ female
🔘 fishInterested in:
⚪️ male
⚪️ female
🔘 being launched through the fish tube— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) August 11, 2019
8.
my newest workout goal is to fit in the fish tube
— WittySassBasket™ (@WittySassBasket) August 11, 2019
9.
That salmon cannon thingy, except to launch all our horror-clown leaders straight into the sun.
— batkaren (@batkaren) August 12, 2019
10.
I like to think that at the end of the fish tube you’re greeted by a fellow fish who tries to sell you a photo of yourself riding inside the tube
— z (@zacharydyke) August 12, 2019