If Batman left Yelp reviews – 5 stars for these 15 responses
They say when you're here you're family, but the sentiment fails to pacify the part of me that never stops feeling. That never stops preparing for the night. Also, the breadsticks don't compare to Alfred's. #BatmanYelp
— Jeremy C. Shipp (@JeremyCShipp) August 10, 2019
— Ziggy (@mrjafri) August 10, 2019
Not sure about this zoo. The crocodile, shark and bat are clearly men in suits, the Gorilla is doing applied physics calculations, vines in the arboretum kept trying to choke me and those penguins are giving me the nastiest side eye …
Clearly fraudulent and unsafe#BatmanYelp
— Dave (@randomlyoutput) August 10, 2019
— GothamSiren☠ (@JayDoll) August 10, 2019
The Bat Signal.
“Really effective if you’re brooding on a gargoyle and looking into the sky.
Completely and utterly useless if you’re in, say, a cave.”
— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) August 11, 2019
"I washed my new black suit ONE TIME with Tide Color Defence detergent, and it turned grey. I'm supposed to be the Dark Knight, not the Grey Ghost! If I could give this product no stars, I would. Beware the shadows, Tide, for your days of deception are at an end."#BatmanYelp
— Adam Maloney (@cannibalgnome) August 10, 2019
@GailSimone … I went to the Gotham Museum today to soak up some culture. Just look at the crap that passes for modern “art” these days.
— T Scott Kohnhorst (@scottkohnhorst) August 10, 2019
Like many a business owner, Bruce Wayne couldn’t resist giving his own company an excellent review.
Wayne Enterprises is a deceptively warm environment. Contrary to the random complaints about Bruce Wayne being aloof and a spoiled rich kid, I found him to be insightful, intelligent, and sexually attractive. A real man's man. Wayne Enterprises is a national treasure. #BatmanYelp pic.twitter.com/AFrbdKfpyQ
— Happy Catdaddy (@Happy_Catdaddy) August 10, 2019
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