A Kenyan assembly session had to be abandoned due to a terrible fart

Occasionally, we might say that something stinks in Westminster, but in the county assembly in Kenya’s Homa Bay, someone dropped a fart so bad they had to evacuate the chamber (not a euphemism). The incident made it onto the BBC News, which is pretty good going for a fart, and the report stated that assembly member, Julius Gaya addressed the meeting with these words:

“Honourable Speaker, one of us has polluted the air and I know who it is,
I am not the one. I cannot do such a thing in front of my colleagues.”

Which very much sounds like something somebody would say if they’d just dropped a silent-but-deadly in a public space.

via Gfycat

Here’s the very understated and sensible way the BBC reported it to Twitter.

And that’s where understated and sensible ended, and fart jokes began.

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Sadly, the culprit hasn’t come forward, in spite of the added propulsion.

Nene Aloka had an idea.

It probably wouldn’t help. Trump crowds are used to the stench of bullsh*t.

Source: BBC
H/T: Karl Sharro