The NSFW Danny Dyer virtual assistant is the gadget you’ll wish was real

Alexa and Siri are all very well and good for finding a recipe, playing that song you like or setting up a pointed and hilarious topical Twitter joke, but will they call you a mug and swear at you? No. No, they won’t – which is why the virtual assistant you really need is the one with the personality of Danny Dyer. Expect very bad language and outrageous attitudes – for comedy purposes only.

Some of “Danny”‘s unique phrases include:

“Danny, what’s the weather like outside?”

“How the fuckin’ hell am I supposed to know?
Why don’t you look out the window, you mug?”

And …

“Danny, how much flour in blueberry muffins?”

Muffins? Who wants a fuckin’ muffin, you mug? Go and cook a Sunday roast, you lazy bastard!”

The sketch is the work of comedian Mo Gilligan, who also stars in it, and comes from his new comedy and chat vehicle, The Lateish Show With Mo Gilligan.

These are a few reactions to the Danny, and to Mo.

This exchange from the YouTube comments shows just how quickly people pick up on the Danny’s style.

You can catch more Mo magic in The Lateish Show at 10pm every Friday on Channel 4.

Video and images via: The Lateish Show With Mo Gilligan