Stop the search – this is the greatest eyewitness account of all time

It’s always good for an outside news broadcast if the reporter can find an eyewitness to whatever the event is that’s being covered. What’s even better is if that person has a weird take and talks like this guy.

“I hate to say it, it was kinda cool. Ya know, I mean, what guy, what, you know, doesn’t like destruction?
Yeah, you know, that’s why we go to demolition derbies.”

That says it all, you know?

Andy Swan followed up his own post with this almost certainly true statement.

Louis Ingenthron had a suggestion for improving all the news.

via Gfycat

Source: Afsheen Misaghi

H/T: Andy Swan