You won’t believe this devilish conspiracy theory about Monster energy drinks
We could all point to a lot of examples of Americans believing outlandish stuff, such as “We’re going to make Mexico pay for the wall.”, or “Hillary Clinton ran a paedophile ring out of the back of a pizza parlour.” Yes, that’s a thing they fell for, and from the same source as the wall bullsh_t, but at least, one mind-numbingly stupid theory seems to have its origins outside the White House,and it’s quite the spectacle.
Strap yourself in.
My brain is broken pic.twitter.com/UJvH3PrjLa
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) August 8, 2019
“This is how clever Satan is and how he gets into a Christians home…and it breaks God’s heart.”
You what, mate? Hang on – is this someone’s Edinburgh Fringe show? The clip of anti-gay, anti-Muslim, Christian activist and author, Christine Weick, shared by writer Yashar Ali from an earlier post by @ruky_9, has been bouncing around since 2014, and caused Snopes to investigate – and debunk – the 666 claim.
People could hardly believe what they were seeing.
This is the greatest advert ever, I now will exclusively buy this Jewish satanic antichrist MILF drink, possibly bathe in it 😈 https://t.co/ZRAxv1e2NL
— Dr Adam Rutherford (@AdamRutherford) August 8, 2019
This is both the scariest and most hilarious thing you’ll see for awhile https://t.co/NXl1ajI8ue
— Clara Jeffery (@ClaraJeffery) August 8, 2019
Holy liquid hell https://t.co/EQw6WXkEpm
— Jeremy London (@SirJeremyLondon) August 8, 2019
Religion is a hell of a drug https://t.co/Dufd9CQrgu
— Thor Benson (@thor_benson) August 8, 2019
One account with a dog in the fight was more amused than alarmed.
This video is the gift that keeps on giving. It’s been circulating for years now, still hilarious when people see it for the first time. https://t.co/vqVXrGNfhv
— The Church Of Satan (@ChurchofSatan) August 8, 2019
Christine Teigen saw another kind of Hell in the video.
This reminds me of when I worked at a color color changing t shirt shop (Del Sol) in Huntington Beach and had to give the same speech over and over and over and over with the same weird passion https://t.co/StqlKEIkZP
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 9, 2019
Relatable.
H/T: Yashar Ali
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