34 times we could totally relate to Anna Kendrick’s tweets
18.
That bottle of wine that you have in case of a “special occasion” and how 7pm starts to feel real “special” when you got no other booze
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 29, 2015
19.
I like how Word will underline a mistake, let me hit ignore, and 5 seconds later underline it again like “Ooo, sweetie are you sure?”
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) October 21, 2015
20.
I suspect that low-carb diets work not because they are healthier, but because without carbs I simply lose the will to eat.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 5, 2015
21.
“you know me, I never cry” – a girl who is about to tell you a story where she cried about something stupid.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 17, 2015
22.
Does the food network use music recycled from 80’s porn, or do I want to fuck that soufflé?
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 25, 2015
23.
If you call me on the phone I don’t want to talk to you.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 23, 2015
24.
My life would be so much easier if it wasn’t for that thing…God, what is that thing called…other people.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 15, 2016
25.
Hi, I’m Anna, I’m alone tonight and I’m looking for a strapping muscular man to come over because butternut squash is hard to dice. 😗😗😗
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 28, 2016
26.
Is it bad if your best friend sees you wearing pants without a drawstring waist and asks “What’s the occasion?”
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 31, 2016
27.
Based on my experience in school, I assumed a three hole punch would figure into my everyday life more often than it has.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) October 18, 2016
28.
My phases of grief:
Denial
Anger
Cookie dough straight from tube
Booze
Watching adorable animal vids to make sure I can still feel something— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 14, 2016
29.
So….. “I’m hearing you” is code for “I don’t care, but I want this conversation to be over” right?
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 22, 2017
30.
Me: “Sorry, I couldn’t hear you.”
Them: <mumbles the same sentence again>
Me: “Totally.”
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 27, 2017
31.
Direct sunlight: that helpful friend who points out all the spots you missed shaving
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 9, 2017
32.
“I don’t know, sometimes I just wish there was a room you could sit in that made breathing harder.”
– inventor of the sauna
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 24, 2018
33.
My online shopping style:
Put everything I like in the cart.
Edit.
Edit more.
Edit until I’m down to one item.
Decide it’s not even worth typing out my credit card info.
Watch free porn.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 21, 2018
34.
Sweatpants without pockets, you can fuck all the way off.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 3, 2019
Happy birthday, Anna!
Important News: – The Poke is now on Instagram.
